Oatmeal raisin cookies are a product of Satan himself.

A tip for those folks who end up wasting food that they've bought.

I'll be lame with you. I went through the drive-thru at Einstein's a couple months ago and ordered before I realized I'd left my wallet at home. They gave me the bagel anyway and said it was ok, but I still asked them to add the cost to my next order a couple weeks later. I felt like dying of embarrassment, but better…

Of course the college did nothing

Hi, I am some asshole Luddite from Jalopnik. I think you should learn to drive a stick for the following reasons.

Samoas forever!!!

I screencap it for my blog then go weep into my ice cream as I Google Cat Lady Starter Kits because that's obviously the direction my life is going if these are my only choices.

If you do online shopping, ebates.com is a good site to use. It is so simple and you get money back on every purchase. I thought it was scammy when I heard about it, but I used it and it is actually legit.

Here's the other reason I did a Foods That Should Not Exist: since this is the column that landed me this job, and a trip out of the nightmare that is the food industry, I thought it only fitting that my last full feature as a Recruit (other than next Monday's BCO) be a probably-overdue edition of Foods That Should…

As a washed up player and a life-long fan, I have always wanted there to be some universally organized group that publicly shames divers. Other than a few negative comments here or there, players don't ever have to face the fact that they're acting like the world's biggest bitch when they dive. I have an idea, and in…

Lindy, I adore your movie recaps/ruinings more than I could ever possibly say. Do a new one every single day for the rest of your life, please and thank you.

That's no admission, it's a baldfaced lie.

I know they are really cute when they are little, but this is why you need to release them back into the wild before they reach maturity and become aggressive.

Still beats BBWAA voting.

That family is a bunch of shitheads.

Yeah, I don't know, this sort of seems like one of those things like where, really, you have to exclude the obvious answer for this to be a fair contest. It's the 70's. It just is.

But it's worth it.

Or, buy the Costco bag of this stuff...

Cheeeeeese!