I’m numb to this kind of humor.

I’ve benzoin that for years.

I heard from a guy in the equipment room that the owner was bashing both Grigson and Pagano while chewing down some Oxys. But that’s just Irsay.

way to be a downer

Surely somewhere pining for those Halcion days when the Colts were relevant.

It’s reasonable, then, that everyone was prepared to see some blood spilled after the season ended...

Doesn’t have to talk to the media if he doesn’t want to, just another one of the perc’s of his job.

As much as Nick Saban may want to redeem himself at the NFL level, I don’t think ten bucks will be enough to pry him away from Alabama.

Let’s also remember that, as well as passing stupid laws about non-existent problems, this bullshit is targeting trangender people who are quite often actual real-life victims of violence.

Victim: Help! I was raped by a police offic-
Republican: No you weren’t.

I can’t take credit for this, it’s from a meme, but it’s fitting.

The entire Republican strategy is exploiting the innate human tendency to fear and loathe people who are different so their base of useful idiots doesn’t know they’re robbing them blind.

Gerrymandering

This is meant to distract us from what’s really happening and what’s most important: finding those missing emails.

The Clash is roughly infinity times better than Phish. There is a reason they are “the only band that matters.”

Godamn I hate conservatives who love subversive music but apparently never grasped (or just think it’s fine to ignore) the lyrics. “Clampdown,” “Know Your Rights,” Career Opportunities”...not to mention “Radio Radio” and “Oliver’s Army.” And the sainted name of Joey Ramone should never pass through Scarborough’s…

The Ramones are still great and this bozo can’t change that.

They’ve had Sex Pistols t-shirts at Wal Mart forever now, too. Makes me want to gouge my eyes out with a CD opener.

This.

He probably just owns the t-shirt from Urban Outfitters.