I want to joke that this investigation will become Trump’s Reichstag Fire, but that suddenly doesn’t seem so funny, or unlikely.

Let me make this easier for you - It’s Trump Mad Libs (haha)

That is complete BS.

It’s almost as if when Jackson doesn’t have one of the best players in the world, his teams don’t win squat.

The way he constantly uses the term “hit job” totally doesn’t make me think of his ties to the mob. Every time. He really does have the PR instincts of a honey badger.

I bet he is most worried about the release of info on the scalp surgeries to keep his hair, while we freak out about his financial liabilities.

He has a vocabulary of 200 words and 140 characters, those odds are pretty good.

It’s almost as great as the King of the Birthers getting upset about “fake news.”

His face is the colour of piss. His hair is the colour of piss. His home is the colour of piss.

I actually woke up today and was shocked he didn’t have a 3 am tweet about it.

I’m not even joking, a friend and I were predicting what this morning’s tweet would be after that sketch. What we came up with was something like “SNL has not been funny in years, always attacking me. Sad!”

“Always a complete hit job”

With a Republican-controlled everything, I’m assuming I will have to teach myself self-dentistry.

Anyone else find themselves constantly doing that thing where you start a rant, decide you need to stop because you’re going to make yourself sick/have a rage stroke, and then 10 seconds later start up again because you just can’t stop?

It’s so appropriate that the de facto leader of the so-called “anti-PC movement” is someone who absolutely cannot take a fucking joke.

This guy’s a full blown narcissist. And he’s our president. We. Are. Fucked.

If Skip Bayless guaranteed the sun was going to come up in the morning I’d bet against it.

Lol, you admitted to watching PTI every day.

I know you’re joking, but I still hate you.