At least the Astros didn’t land him, last thing Cleveland needs is to face 3 straight lefties in the post season.

Yeah, I can imagine the division flipping back to being the Twins / White Sox, with an occasional run from the Indians, like it was in the early 00s.

Frightened how good the Twins have been this year, in year 2 of rebuild.

Miguel Cabrera Is, Frankly, Sick And Tired Of Your Trade Rumors

Lunacy.

They’re actually still overperforming this year. The difference this time is that their run differential is atrocious, instead of middling. They’re 40-45, but the run differential is so bad that their Pythagorean (“expected”) record is 35-51. Their -88 run differential is ahead of only San Francisco, San Diego, and…

I’M FIGHTING OFFICIAL OPPRESSION BY THE TURKISH GOVERNMENT YOU SKINFLINT

My man loves the movie ‘The Usual Suspects,’ but hates that you never learn who Keyser Söze is.

Christ, how are the biggest pricks the most wrong ALL OF THE TIME?

Might wanna check the last few lines of the post, buddy. (Admittedly, I failed to include any made-up dialogue between Bell and his pitcher. Very sorry if you felt put out by having to imagine that yourself.)

Deadspin is lucky you are doing these damn articles Tom.

I’m more shocked by the facts that 1) there are people in the stands and 2) the video wasn’t shot on a phone. Is this the “Archer bump” or something?

Coaches were at a loss to explain whose fault the play was, since the players are all nice boys from good families.

Rule #1: Hair must be at least 8+ inches to be considered flow.

Those Faustian bargains Terry Collins used to remain a major league manager are coming home to roost. I say bring that Bonilla kid up, we’re not paying him $1.2 million per annum to do nothing.

You should maybe know the origin of your own joke. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

*a elite convict

He Hate Me.

I hope he ended his address of the jurors with a tearful “that’s my quarterback” 

I look forward to chowing down on (local foodstuff and/or national fast food chain) when I get to (city)