Knowing that Stephen A is loud as fuck, I set my volume level to 25% before watching video. For the record 25% was still to much volume.

You know he played college football and then QBd for the Broncos, right? Between that and the dumb abortion ad, If you think about it, that’s the only reason we know he exists.

People shit on Tebow because he’s a low-skill sanctimonious dick with shit for brains that the NFL marketed to us in some misguided anti-choice bullshit. There, now you know.

“man, if I had a chin for every tired excuse I hear I would have about the same amount of chins”

This is akin to my Mad Conspiracy Theory regarding Tom Brady: he keeps signing extremely team-friendly contracts and reworking them for salary cap relief, because Kraft is either paying him under the table (see

And of course, the same people who dismiss LeBron as “fake, calculated, and petty” will then turn around and wax poetic about Michael “Republicans buy shoes, too” Jordan, who even in the midst of a Hall of Fame career felt the need to vilify the high school coach who “cut” him.

I still can’t get past the mount of hype, intense scrutiny and breathless coverage that LeBron lived through as a teen, and he came out at the end of it, seemingly as a balanced and decent human being.

I thought he was evens at least for addiction or personal problems derailing his career.

I just love this guy and what…

Kenny Lofton is still playing.

Baseball is so far and away the best sport

He’s having too much fun. Look for him to get beaned.

This is as close to sex as I’m allowed to get. Also: yams. And certain pies.

It’s like watching a Shawn Bradley highlight tape.

Never forget Ray Chapman! The baseballs may have started this war, but us humans are gonna win!

I like your regular White Sox updates mostly because of how much they seem to piss the kinds of people off who are fun to piss off.

This is a lot better than his cousin Sebastian’s trailer, which is harder to see because the police impounded it.

Would have been better if Matt Damon played Marbury.

baseball is a regional sport? maybe if you consider Earth as a region? i believe baseball stretches through many more countries and communities around the world than american football does 

My lifelong Yankee fandom carries with it the genital wart that is John Sterling calling games. I just moved back to Jersey from eight years in California and when my dad picked me up at the airport, I put on the Yankee game on the radio in the car and after three minutes of nostalgia, I remembered why I dislike him…

Well but you do get the Suzyn Waldman color commentary.

He’s no Gus Sinski, that’s for sure.