I’m assuming Trump died of a heart attack halfway into his Nov 9th “concession” turned tirade.

The new’s networks ratings are down and everything is boringly sane and normal?

Alternative fact: Kellyanne Conway is Ben Carson and the knife is Ron Popeil.

This is a crazy time stream we’re in. I wonder what’s happening in the reality that has Hillary as POTUS.

True fact: Kellyanne Conway was the knife he used to stab the guy.

It doesn’t matter, even if she was created with donated sperm he was still her father. She’s lovely, and entitled to her whacked out conspiracy theory about her father’s death.

a clump of moldering chickpeas

I think that’s what bugs me so much. You can explain all of this away without sounding so butt hurt! Learn to politics!

Yes I enjoyed the jump from “the ground coverings made it look like there were fewer people than Obama’s even though the number was similar” to “there were fewer people because for the first time ever there were fences and magnometers to keep people from getting onto the mall.”

He got out in front of his hotel so guests could get an exclusive first glimpse. I kid you not!! I bet they did a package deal too. Not to mention he was the worst kind of man that doesn’t escort the lady he is with...👎🏻

So I guess the draft is not far away. Gonna need some low income patriots to go over there and liberate that oil.

American troops are currently inside Iraq working alongside the government against ISIS. This is so incredibly irresponsible.

Dear lord yes they need to keep doing this.

Spicer went on to say that for the first time in history, floor coverings were used to protect the Malls’ grass, which he claimed “had the effect of highlighting any area where people were not standing.”

Enjoy the press corps while you can, it’ll be disbanded by next week.

I love that CNN elected not to cover this live—they tweeted that they’d “monitor it” for anything significant and then cut over if it warranted. And since then they’ve been fact-checking everything Spicer said.

We knew he would be completely full of shit. But there isn’t even any art to this! To be so BLATANT with the lies is just insane. You don’t even have to use “strategically cropped” photos to tell. The DC Metro was posting comparison numbers between Obama inaugurations, Trump’s sad fail, and today’s amazing March.…

It’s just going to be a continuation of what he’s done from day one. Make outlandish claims and remarks and lies, when the MSM addresses them deny deny deny yell yell yell, shut down any Q&A and rail about the dishonest and biased media putting out fake news. Quite a good way to get (dumb) people to doubt the veracity…

“This was the largest audience to ever witness an inauguration, period”