and this is the scariest reality of all

thats EXACTLY what was going through my mind.

‘cept Ivanka

from your keyboard to Gods ears

#LockThemUp

I thought it was a hodge podge of self-indulgent theatrics, with a highlight on the first baby bump to ever be seen in the history of mankind... but I read the reviews and was told it was fierce, so I’ll have to reconsider.

It’s heartwarming to know that if I win the lottery, I can buy my way into a coveted cabinet seat.

hey, it’s only day 11. Aren’t we supposed to give him a chance*?

but...but..that’s what the headline said over on Drudge

Only because I’m a special snowflake, bitter about the loss.

I (sadly) have a picture of me next to this buffoon from back when I crashed the after-party for an Apprentice finale. I’m 5'11. He’s clearly no more than an inch taller than me.

My grand-niece (God that makes me sound old) looks almost exactly like her. Well, she’s 8, so she looks like what Paris looked like circa age 8. My niece (her mother) is white, the father is black. So there’s that.

My grand-niece (God that makes me sound old) looks almost exactly like her. Well, she’s 8, so she looks like what Paris looked like circa age 8. My niece (her mother) is white, the father is black. So there’s that.

crap, typed too quickly. Than, not then*

he went on to say he had 250,000 in the little round area in front of him. So, like, that one area directly in front of him had 250K people. Which, is about 240,000 more then what was really there.

curiously, I’m intrigued by the little person in the red jacket on the bleacher...wondering wtf exactly he’s doing. It reminds me of a mix between Where’s Waldo and Urkle.

and, via the magic of the internet, now I have this gif :)

One can’t help but notice, from the cameras panning the crowd, that most of them resemble many of the extras from Deliverance.

Rodgers was engaged to a nice, down to earth chick named Destiny. Olivia swooped in and broke off that relationship, which started the tension with his family. After she (Olivia) started talking about their sex life in a roundabout way, that caused even more rift. The family tried to bring him back down to earth, but…