Honey and Missing U are so good! I’ve been wrapping myself up in a cocoon of Robyn since the kavannaugh hearings.

You’re missing out.

She tried to HIDE! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

“They told me that they wouldn’t be able to pay me for the first shoot,” Gaines said, though she did stand to make royalties and earn a second shoot if “the image does well.”

Jesus, Fallon kept interrupting and breaking up their flow, it would have been so much better if he just sat back and let Cardi and Mulaney interact. This is where good interview skills is crucial: not just knowing what to ask, but also when NOT TO TALK FALLON JESUS. This is where Graham Norton excels.

The most annoying. He drove me crazy on SNL. I can’t believe they gave him his own late night show.

“See audience? Fascism & White Supremacy are FUN!”

Good; Fallon isnt a good fit for a talk show host, and he should never live down his softball and pandering hosting of Trump.

Jimmy Fallon laughs at his own jokes. That should be an unforgivable offence for a comedian. I remember when he was doing the news on SNL with Tina Fey. She was a total professional, and he was giggling like a 14-year-old when their crush walks by, so annoying!

Never forget.

What’s up with the antisemitism ?

42 and I’ve been single for about a decade. I don’t mind. I have zero sex drive, which I am 100% okay with and most other humans are 100% NOT OK with.

I am moments away from turning 40 and you described me. About 8 years ago I just stopped “looking” and started just doing things I wanted to do some times with friends some times alone. And it hasn’t been the end of my world and I enjoy traveling alone (which mostly people don’t get and think I am faking) maybe it…

“What I’ve actually learned is that the work of keeping your path clear is a continual process, one so all-consuming that you may not ever have the time to look up and see where you’re going”

They don’t need to forget. These people would rather have a compulsive liar in his case, or a pedophile creep, in Moore’s, than a liberal in power. Trump is out of his mind, but these people detest us and those we try to aid, and he’s expressed that in an open and clear way that they trust. Do not underestimate the…

Because the people that support him do not believe:

I’ve been thinking lately they should change the stars on the american flag to dollar signs. This country pretends to care about family, children in particular. It doesn’t. Money is the one true god. I don’t know why some companies even pretend to care about their employees anymore.

Having worked in retail in a lot of different places during the holidays, I can unequivocally say that I hate Black Friday. If the store opens at 5 am, do you know what happens? The crazy shoppers come at 5 am, buy their stuff and are gone by 6. Then all the employees just sit around until the regular store hour…

In the afterglow of Thanksgiving, I’d like to take a moment to be thankful...Dear Lord, I’m thankful that social media did not exist when I was that age. I’m thankful that I never got herpes or a DUI or even a bad tattoo. I’m not sure how I managed that, but thank you forever and ever. Amen.

For real, except I just call them all sacks of shit. It always seems to fit.