Talking to Trump supporters is an exercise in circular stupidity. “But the man is a proud serial philanderer.” “Well, so was Bill Clinton.” “So, if you hate Clinton’s sexual wanderings so much, why would you vote for a guy who’s also known for it?” “Because Trump tells it like it is!” “But he’s been telling stories…

And that’s why I root for the asteroid to hit us.

Probably uses ALL CAPS for every politically related facebook rant too.

No. I want them punished. I want Donald to rot in prison, penniless and despised, until he dies. I want Ivanka and Jared to spend their “prime” years in prison. I want Jr. and Skinsuit dodging Black Guerilla Family motherfuckers for the next 20 years.

Oh, dear.

Yeah, but on the other hand, Nixon wasn’t dismantling the country from within at a neck-break speed towards unadulterated fascism.

just cause.

I don’t see the big deal. Baron Trump is 12-years-old and I don’t think The Donald has ever met him.

That baby needs to get out of the NICU, pull himself up by his bootstraps and get a goddamn job! #nofreeloadingbabies

I miss Bush, which is terrifying.

The average Trump supporter oscillates between not giving a fuck what foreign countries think about the United States and enjoying the fact other countries hate the United States. They’d call this data a success!

Your grandmother is a dose of good, strong medicine.

I also asked her to describe Trump in three words and her response was: “Stupid asshole”

“Everyone knows someone who voted for Trump.” Noooooo everyone does not...don’t speak for me.

Regarding Giselle... How the fuck do you stay married to someone who supports Trump? I almost broke up my with my boyfriend when we were having a “devil’s advocate” argument about him. Like, where is the respect? I can’t even fucking imagine. (I know, they are rich and beautiful, and have kids... Ugh) Don’t get it.

I hate him. I hate him so much.

Eh, the reality is this whole clusterfuck will soon be forgotten and Kendall can go back to Kendalling and then the nuclear war will wipe out everything.

What confuses me are the people who are like, “I thought he wouldn’t really do those things.”

We live in one of those big two-story houses with a nice yard, picnic house, etc., and it feels like a coffin. Mr. Penguino and I cannot wait to GTF out of there and into something nice and cozy. I am sick - SICK, I tell you! - of the sh*t we’ve accumulated that we don’t need/use/want and none of it was ever acquired…

I’m on a train out of the city to my 4br house up state and I would trade it all to live in one of your city’s closets!