#FreeMelania

This is what Trump does—utilizes you for whatever purpose benefits him and, when he’s finished with you, he just discards you and leaves you a dried, shriveled husk of a person. I mean, just look at Kellyanne Conway.

Black magic. I’m not even sure if I’m joking.

How come we got stuck in the darkest timeline?

Why do you think she’s staying in NYC.

Things must be going fucking great in some alternate universe. Lucky assholes.

This post. Thiiiiiis pooooooost. This one. This one, right here.

Yet, at the same time, subtly trolling us all with the pussy buttons on the coat.

Your side note IS the crux of this whole issue, though! Drumpfelstiltskin wanted to be president to get back at Obama’s jokes at that roast. He probably-not-but-hmm-wait-probably-yes paid hookers to pee on a bed Obama had slept in. He holds grudges and vendettas till past Doomsday. He IS that petty.

“You should be happy your rapist settled for you. Nobody else wants you.”

Listen, bitchlette, he didn’t have to run for president. He could have gone on with his businesses, making deals, not paying his taxes, not paying his bills, living in his gilded bubble, and doing whatever it is he does to stay in the news. He chose to run for president. He chose to channel Greg Stillson to gain…

I don’t need any favors from him, thanks very little Ms. Conway.

LOL its a fresh bleach job.

Oh, fuck this bitch. I’m sure I will never see her in person, and that is absolutely for the best. I would punch her.

I was there for both Obama Inagurations. 2009 had the crowd way back past the Washington Monument toward the reflecting pool. It was an effing party.

So proud of D.C. Right now. I’ve seen some pics and there is nooooooobody out. The only people around are bumbfucks with racists t-shirts. (Shocker, I know).

Kelly Anne Conway thought it was a good idea to leave the house this morning dressed like a nutcracker, why the fuck would I take any of her advice?

My coworkers are cracking themselves up about the Obamas stealing the furniture, cause, you know, black people...

“My crowd was bigger than Obama’s in ‘09 if you take out the people who were at his inauguration illegally.” - Donald Trump

I’ll eat my hat if he makes it one year without getting impeached.