Hard to say, isn’t it? It always looked like the best scenario for him would involved him running and losing, and then he’d get to be The Best President We Never Had to a certain stripe of person. Maybe he’d have been truly successful in business after that. Remember when some of the commentary during the primaries…

I’ve been trying to figure out if Trump ever thought his wall would work, or if he was just riling up the racism and xenophobia to get elected. His fans all think Mexico is a hellhole with no jobs and tumbleweeds floating through the streets... if they’ve visited at all, it’s been to TJ. Which is like... fuck...…

So what’s going to be the inevitable tweet? “New Yorker lost so many subscribers, nobody reads losing magazine. Sad.” 

can it be both??

i’m trying to buy a house right now.

Seriously at this point how the fuck is this real life. It’s too much to absorb. Like my new reality has shifted too quickly and I can’t fucking handle it. If I had the money I seriously would just go and herd cows at this point. The world has gone fucking mad.

This show sounds about as interesting as listening to my co-workers endlessly discussing crossfit and marathons while eating tuna straight out of the can at lunch.

Just a test for the switch over after the inauguration.

Little Meat Mittens is the best trump description I’ve read! Thank you for making me laugh, I needed it after that press conference!

Of course there are teeny tiny cameras. Only kind of cameras his little meat mittens can operate!

Bro, do you even Bruh?

I hope this spells out real chances of shutting this bad joke of a nomination DOWN.

What is this, two days now Sessions had to sit while he got completely slammed by everyone and anyone willing to come in and chew him out? If he still gets the position after all this I’m gonna go crazy.

When a powerful U.S. Senator is delivering copies of Pizzagate conspiracy theory manifestos to the director of the FBI, this equivalence will become valid.

I just cannot believe I’m sitting here cheering for BuzzFeed, which I could have sworn just yesterday was a blog for cat videos and jokes about how hard “adulting” is.

Well apparently it’s open season on calling things Nazi Germany, so go ahead although it appears to have lost all meaning.

Can I start calling him Hitler yet?

The only news station that matters now is : news according to Trump on a Trump Network

Bro. Do you even lift?