Check that, it’s impossible not to be distressed.

100% agree. I’ve had horrible nightmares and have literally woken myself and my husband up screaming. Screaming !!! In the past I’ve occasionally had nightmares but this has been an onslaught. Sucks being a news junkie right now. And the thing is, it may be even worse than our imaginations. If you’re paying attention…

I swear every morning since the election I’ve woken up and had the horrible realization that Trump is going to be president over and over. It’s like the movie Groundhog Day without the comedy.

Huh? She’d be the most competent one in the whole administration. Sad!

marissa mayer will, but nice girls wont.

But libruls are the “special snowflakes”

All the conservative butthurt over the GGs this morning is delicious. It’s not much, but I’ll take it.

Reading this makes me think Charlie is lucky he just got fired and not taken out back and shot...

Nice to see Trump making the difficult decisions that come with the Presidency look easy. He’s already improving morale!

And the coal miners will have jobs! Just repeal the environmental regulations, and everything will be fine

Trump doesn’t deserve the honor of having him announce anyway.

Yeah - I mean, I’m sure he wasn’t a supporter of each president whose parade he participated in, but clearly this is where he feels his identity lies, in America’s story.

Trump is going to SAVE healthcare. Didn’t you hear? He’s going to take Obamacare and call it Trumpcare, and everyone in Pensatucky is going to be so healthy. Healthiest coal miners you’ll ever see!

None of them. It’ll be a YUGE star, like Scott Baio or maybe even (fingers crossed!) Kirk Cameron!

“...it’s an astonishing admission—someone who actually wants to participate in Trump’s inauguration.”

Just wait until the 70-100 year old set realize they can’t pay for healthcare

Oh fucking fuck me. Fuck this. Fuck Trump. Fuck anyone who voted for him. I don’t give a shit if you like to hear it, Trump voters. You just steered our country directly toward the pits of hell, and if your feelings are hurt by me telling you that, good. Maybe you will think next time you vote instead of pulling the…

My favorite so far today.

Even as my stomach turns every time she twists, I have to admit that she has amazing agility while hefting two buckets of BS. It’s actually kind of impressive.