This show sounds about as interesting as listening to my co-workers endlessly discussing crossfit and marathons while eating tuna straight out of the can at lunch.

Little Meat Mittens is the best trump description I’ve read! Thank you for making me laugh, I needed it after that press conference!

Of course there are teeny tiny cameras. Only kind of cameras his little meat mittens can operate!

Bro, do you even Bruh?

I hope this spells out real chances of shutting this bad joke of a nomination DOWN.

What is this, two days now Sessions had to sit while he got completely slammed by everyone and anyone willing to come in and chew him out? If he still gets the position after all this I’m gonna go crazy.

When a powerful U.S. Senator is delivering copies of Pizzagate conspiracy theory manifestos to the director of the FBI, this equivalence will become valid.

The irony of this piece of shit decrying fake news is so laughable it’s depressing.

Just imagine his first state of the union address. “The state of the union is strong... except for all the haters and losers and their failing fake business. Sad!”

This looks a fuck of a lot like a pile of completely blank stationary...

Yeah Mike Pence, it was totally the dossier that demeaned the President Elect. Not, you know, HIS ENTIRE PERSONALITY!!!

You know what else was fake news: Obama not being born in the US.

I just cannot believe I’m sitting here cheering for BuzzFeed, which I could have sworn just yesterday was a blog for cat videos and jokes about how hard “adulting” is.

Well apparently it’s open season on calling things Nazi Germany, so go ahead although it appears to have lost all meaning.

CNN reported that they were staff members, not press.

Can I start calling him Hitler yet?

Can we get IDs on the assholes laughing and clapping when this happened?

The only news station that matters now is : news according to Trump on a Trump Network

Bro. Do you even lift?