I always used to assume it was heavy-handed cosmetic procedures. Lately, I’ve started to wonder if she really needs her vision corrected, but won’t, for obvious reasons.

“Sent from somewhere over the rainbow”

Are we sure this guy’s not American?

I’m sure by “draining the swamp,” they meant “get rid of the remaining Democrats.”

My theory is that psychopaths sleep extremely well because they don’t suffer guilt or remorse. That explains why Cheney and Rumsfeld are still with us.

Well, I was told that was meant to mean get rid of all Hillary’s cronies. Like every single democrat, every thing they ever passed. With the implication that they would be able to get rid of in the lateral sense. They aren’t going to be happy until there is blood in the streets.

True, but now the whole country has to deal with this embarrassment that we’ve been dealing with for the past 35 years. One time I saw Sessions driving around in Mobile and I was filled with so much rage I nearly ran off the road. Now y’all have to share that with me.

The dangerous part is that Sessions isn’t dumb at all. He’s a racist, angry, hateful man, and also fucking brilliant. The worst possible combination of traits for AG.

We need to stop using the term “family values.” There’s got to be something more accurate, like “retrograde hatred values.”

That’s how the terrorists get in: marrying naive midwestern girls!

This is a nightmare for those who are worried about immigration. Jeff Sessions is extremely dangerous because he actually knows quite a lot about how the immigration system works, in minute details. He’s not a dumb man either. He knows exactly where to stick the knife.

Sessions is, naturally, anti-abortion and opposed to marriage equality because of his deeply-held family values.

I will bring the green bean casserole in honor of the people we will not be visting.

It should be required that all Americans learn about the internment of Japanese Americans. In addition, we should also teach kids that even after shoving them into camps and treating them like scum, Japanese American men actually volunteered serve in the military to defend their country. The 442 Regiment fought in the…

Looks like we’re back full circle. You can be openly racists and greed is good. Welcome back to the 80's.

One of our semi-permanent substitute middle school teachers quit after the harassment the 7th grade boys gave her. She was in her 20s and pretty and made the absolute mistake of saying she used to work as a bartender. That was apparently scandalous and transformed to a story about her being a prostitute/stripper. She…

Yelling racist epithets and death threats upon children.

As a former teacher: Good. Nobody like this deserves to be a teacher.

You’re 100% correct, but is it so much of a stretch considering how often Trump alluded to wanting to bang Ivanka?

I want to be in the gay mafia!