Which is very very rarely the case. The wide angle lenses shoved into smartphones nowadays compensate for that. But it distracts the eye by using a phone that way. And yes, the phone makers would do better to either use a 1:1 sensor (which could modulate landscape no matter how you hold it) or use the 4:3 / 16:10…

Yes. Hillary Clinton looks like any one of us would look — at 68 — after having fought the biggest challenge of her life and won, but lost. I’m seven years younger than she is, and I would be curled up under the bed with the dogs and a case of wine and would look like Dorian Gray sans artwork.

I keep having this dream where Donald Trump dies before the electoral college votes. And then somebody gives Hillary the win because she won the popular vote.

America is worth it, that I don’t disagree with, that I don’t doubt. If we didn’t believe it, we wouldn’t have voted it.

Here we have a woman delivering a poised and eloquent speech about the importance of protecting our children a week after losing the presidency and meanwhile the necrotic ballsack stuffed with radioactive waste we call a president-elect is putting Nazis in his cabinet and filling his weekly quota of empty legal…

Say what you want about her but she is graceful yet tough as shit and a fighter. If only she had won... Instead we got a guy who can’t find his asshole with two hands and a flashlight.

Autoplay is always a startling and obnoxious thing when multiple tabs are open. Always takes me a second to find the right one.

He is the only person who has made sense to this American all day today.

And who helps little kids who are living in poverty and have AIDS. Thank goodness we avoided that!

But I’m so glad we didn’t elect a lady who doesn’t know how to email well.

NO I WON’T STOP SAYING IT.

Next up: “sheriff’s stars”.

I wonder if we could run the whole executive branch on benevolent neglect. We could save the world if we could transform the situation to Big Brother: The White House. (“Today’s challenge: President Trump and his hand-selected White House staff, increasingly peckish after running out of packets of sugar and non-dairy…

Can we just have a round of appreciation here for the Jezebel writers, who have been ON THIS SHIT like nobody’s business? I am filled with love right now.

Which leads us to Plan L.

I’m wondering if I can stay in a haze of denial the whole time. This isn’t real. I’M NOT REAL YOU’RE REAL. SHUT UP.

It’s ridiculous how terrified these people are. Bumfuck, Iowa isnt an isis target and gay mafia isn’t going to take over their church.

I will never call her First Lady, and I will never call him President. I don’t care if I sound petty. They’re just too awful and don’t deserve those titles. #SorryNotSorry

I refuse to call her Melania. To me, she will be named “Bubbles”.

I can almost get a handle on trump (ok not very much) but anytime I think about his mouth breathing family I go berserk

The weird one that keeps bringing the reality of the situation home for me oddly is when I hear “First Lady Melania Trump”. I fucking can’t handle it.