One pussy at a time

The end result of which will be that it was all Obama’s fault.

Maybe he should’ve said something before the elec—

Objects in the Trump home? Like Melania? (meaning that he objectifies her, not that she is actually an object, and this might have been funnier without this extended explanation, but probably not).

Just typing the word (fl-kka) in your comment got you put on “The List”. Expect the Unexpected.

A man of his inflated ego surrounded by yes men and women will not quit, he will do the bare minimum and still fuck up everything he touches, he may die of stress from actually really working for the first time in his privileged life.

I really think he didn’t want to win so he could start the Trump TV thing. He was even cleverly laying the groundwork for it by constantly admonishing the press. “They’re liars. Watch Trump TV.” All he had to do was get close, lose, and continue with the “rigged” chant until he put together the network. It was all…

Pence couldn’t get his paperwork together in a timely manner like a lazy high schooler. Paperwork that is helping him prepare for the White House.

I’m going to miss her so much and can’t wait to see what she does next. She deserves the best vacation ever in the history of the world after all this.

The fact that he’s still under the impression that people want to be “in suspense” about what he’s doing with the government is mind boggling. How many years will it take him to realize the presidency is not a reality TV show? What a fucking gong show.

Is it a Federal crime to forge adoption papers so that Michelle unwittingly becomes my Mom? And by “my” I mean the friend that I am asking for.

“I am the only one who knows who the finalists are”

Some of them also think that Michelle is a man and that she and Barack kidnapped the children in order to further Barack’s political ambitions.

By their own prudish conservative rules, Michelle wins because we ain’t never seen her titties.

she is also tall and athletic.

Vapid and Stockholmed.

she’s black and in their eyes black= unclassy

Squinty and Stepford-ish work better.

While she may indeed be beautiful, “classy” and “dignified” are two adjectives that do not immediately come to my mind when I think of Melania Trump.

Someone explain to me one thing from the last 8 years that indicates Michelle isn’t a “classy lady”....???