But they didn’t sell her fro drinking money. Kylo’s whole pitch there is “No one cares about you but me” (which is both untrue and manipulative as hell), and the point he’s making is that Rey is so unspecial that even her parents didn’t give a fuck about her. There’s nothing in the text of TLJ to suggest he’s being…

Alice’s Restaurant because you can get anything you want there.

nothing because I do it for the attention

It makes the Marvel/Scorsese debate almost welcome.

Yeah, it’s weird how balled up they got that. My impression (pre-midichlorians, anyway) was that the Force was akin to a talent like music. Anybody can learn to peck out Chopsticks on a piano with some effort, but Mozarts are exceedingly rare. Similarly, anybody could probably learn to bend a spoon a little with the Fo…

I like The Last Jedi. I don’t even mind the concept of Leia’s spacewalk. It just looked cheesy as fuck.

Especially if the proverbial Checkov’s Gun on the mantelpiece is specifically said to be ornamental only and not for firing.

While a particularly breathtaking scene in The Last Jedi hinted towards Leia’s ability to invoke The Force, The Rise Of Skywalker would have equipped her with a lightsaber and shown the full scope of her abilities.“People used to say to me, ‘Why is it that Carrie never gets a lightsaber and chops up some bad guys,’”…

Dear r/AmITheAsshole,

So, I was recently put in charge of an already successful website by this private equity firm. I covered the site in loud, obnoxious ads, drove readers away and than started firing the people who made the website successful in the first place when they wouldn’t kiss my ass. But, I mean, those…

A question for the Funbag: why should I keep reading anything on this website after Jim Spanfeller and Paul Maidment went to the lengths of firing Barry, like cowards, for the dumbest of reasons?

I want to support the writers here—this is both the best website that exists, and has ever existed, and the best sports…

Ken is a national treasure.

And despite your corporate overlords telling you to stick to sports, I hope Deadspin never does because

and I can’t emphasize this enough

I come to Deadspin BECAUSE YOU DON’T JUST STICK TO SPORTS

Hey Randall, I know it’s not your wheelhouse but can we do something about these autoplaying videos with sound on by default embedded in every single article now?

I kind of understand the complaints of both sides now (minus the sexism/racism, of course) just because at this point this feels like a convoluted mess with no clear direction. The first film is “Let us spoon feed you some sweet, sweet nostalgia to get you back on board, whining fanboys.” Then second film then turns…

Washingtonians might actually attend the game if the stadium weren’t so Far From Home.

Spaced.

Coupling.  Though that one might not be age appropriate.  Three words: Lesbian. Spank. Inferno.

(After the obvious Monty Python and Fawlty Towers...)

Hawke’s lifetime box office total: $839,786,290. Delpy’s lifetime box office total: $80,505,921

I’m not sure how much you really NEEDED to say about him at that point. He’d been living basically as an exile out near Neptune for who knows how long. I just expected/wanted something a little more than ‘No, I’m not going back with you. Well, actually, maybe I am. Wait, no I’m not’ by the time they got there. Tommy…

Wait till Terry Benedict opens his casino on Risa!