This was a softball that any competent candidate would have knocked out of the park and yet Biden demonstrated just how incapable he is of even remembering to say the right things when it matters. Whether it’s on healthcare or climate change, Biden at best sounds like he is exhausted and at worst like diet Trump.

FTFY

Now I have a fantasy that the NWS is going to bring Trump down like Capone got nailed for Tax Evasion...

This probably had less to do with the shows tone and more to do with the latest Descendants movie underperforming in the ratings.  

Get the cups pixelated and it’ll be fine.

“Although it may seem reductive to cast a woman in the role of “protector,” which can read as very maternal...”

“Bad dates”

Someone suggested Tituss Burgess from Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt for Ursula and now that’s the only thing I want or need from this movie.

I’m ever more in favor of “if a pitcher celebrates a strikeout, the batter gets to throw his bat at him” unwritten rule.

Oh no! George Lucas is involved? The guy who created this thing I love? What a betrayal!

Counterpoint: Rey backflip-lightsabering a TIE Fighter is fucking awesome eye candy. 

What I hate most about the Last Jedi / fanboy kerfuffle is that it doesn’t allow anyone to have a nuanced opinion about the movie. It was a great movie and at the same time not a great installment in an ongoing franchise... for me, the two “oh, shit! Are they really going to do that?” moments (Snoke getting cut in…

“No one’s ever really gone.”

That’s a clown offer, bro

Suspended for refusing to pay equipment fine on free speech grounds after drawing Pepe the Frog on his cleats

“Baseball as a sport is indubitably slower and less overtly athletic than basketball or to a lesser extent football”

This shit is so good and I keep being afraid someone’s going to notice and take him away from here.

I don’t care whether I agree or disagree with you, Ray. I just want more of your product. You’ve got all the Deadspin snark I’ve come to love with all the austere of [pick your favorite longform baseball writerperson].

Here’s my take on baseball: I like watching baseball games.