In all seriousness, I’ve wondered if he might be a candidate to take over for Lorne Michaels at Saturday Night Live. I think that ship has sailed by now, but you never know...

NOBODY LIKES MILHOUSE!

In a very strange bit of synchronicity, “Greg” Christopher Daniel Barnes starred in a generic, short-lived family sit-com that’s only really notable for a pre-Seinfeld Julia Louis Dryfuss and a very young Thora Birch.
In an episode of that show, he dreamed he was “Chuck” Brady, living in The Brady Bunch, with the…

Das Sound Machine was robbed.

I remember when he was hypnotised and given the suggestion to play the tuba or something when one of the other team members said a key word. When the word came up, he just had a confused expression on his face and then burst out laughing, thus proving that you can suggest something to someone under hypnosis but can’t…

I feel bad for Kathy Hoffmann. She is stymied by Ducey at every turn.

I saw Joker and Knives Out this weekend. I think you’re probably fine not seeing Joker if you were turned off by the clips you’ve seen as it’s really just more of the same. It wants very badly to be an important film but it just didn’t work for me and as even an ostensible comic book movie it seemed to only share some…

He’s been hanging out with John Roderick of Harvey Danger and the Long Winters doing a podcast about obscure events. I think his time with John has transformed him into a much more worldly guy.

Beth is inevitable.

But they didn’t sell her fro drinking money. Kylo’s whole pitch there is “No one cares about you but me” (which is both untrue and manipulative as hell), and the point he’s making is that Rey is so unspecial that even her parents didn’t give a fuck about her. There’s nothing in the text of TLJ to suggest he’s being…

Whatever dish helped to create the gif that keeps on giving:

Alice’s Restaurant because you can get anything you want there.

nothing because I do it for the attention

It makes the Marvel/Scorsese debate almost welcome.

Yeah, it’s weird how balled up they got that. My impression (pre-midichlorians, anyway) was that the Force was akin to a talent like music. Anybody can learn to peck out Chopsticks on a piano with some effort, but Mozarts are exceedingly rare. Similarly, anybody could probably learn to bend a spoon a little with the Fo…

I like The Last Jedi. I don’t even mind the concept of Leia’s spacewalk. It just looked cheesy as fuck.

Especially if the proverbial Checkov’s Gun on the mantelpiece is specifically said to be ornamental only and not for firing.

While a particularly breathtaking scene in The Last Jedi hinted towards Leia’s ability to invoke The Force, The Rise Of Skywalker would have equipped her with a lightsaber and shown the full scope of her abilities.“People used to say to me, ‘Why is it that Carrie never gets a lightsaber and chops up some bad guys,’”…

Dear r/AmITheAsshole,

So, I was recently put in charge of an already successful website by this private equity firm. I covered the site in loud, obnoxious ads, drove readers away and than started firing the people who made the website successful in the first place when they wouldn’t kiss my ass. But, I mean, those…

A question for the Funbag: why should I keep reading anything on this website after Jim Spanfeller and Paul Maidment went to the lengths of firing Barry, like cowards, for the dumbest of reasons?

I want to support the writers here—this is both the best website that exists, and has ever existed, and the best sports…