Ken is a national treasure.

And despite your corporate overlords telling you to stick to sports, I hope Deadspin never does because

and I can’t emphasize this enough

I come to Deadspin BECAUSE YOU DON’T JUST STICK TO SPORTS

Hey Randall, I know it’s not your wheelhouse but can we do something about these autoplaying videos with sound on by default embedded in every single article now?

I kind of understand the complaints of both sides now (minus the sexism/racism, of course) just because at this point this feels like a convoluted mess with no clear direction. The first film is “Let us spoon feed you some sweet, sweet nostalgia to get you back on board, whining fanboys.” Then second film then turns…

Washingtonians might actually attend the game if the stadium weren’t so Far From Home.

Spaced.

Coupling.  Though that one might not be age appropriate.  Three words: Lesbian. Spank. Inferno.

(After the obvious Monty Python and Fawlty Towers...)

Hawke’s lifetime box office total: $839,786,290. Delpy’s lifetime box office total: $80,505,921

I’m not sure how much you really NEEDED to say about him at that point. He’d been living basically as an exile out near Neptune for who knows how long. I just expected/wanted something a little more than ‘No, I’m not going back with you. Well, actually, maybe I am. Wait, no I’m not’ by the time they got there. Tommy…

Wait till Terry Benedict opens his casino on Risa!

This was a softball that any competent candidate would have knocked out of the park and yet Biden demonstrated just how incapable he is of even remembering to say the right things when it matters. Whether it’s on healthcare or climate change, Biden at best sounds like he is exhausted and at worst like diet Trump.

FTFY

Now I have a fantasy that the NWS is going to bring Trump down like Capone got nailed for Tax Evasion...

This probably had less to do with the shows tone and more to do with the latest Descendants movie underperforming in the ratings.  

Get the cups pixelated and it’ll be fine.

“Although it may seem reductive to cast a woman in the role of “protector,” which can read as very maternal...”

“Bad dates”

Someone suggested Tituss Burgess from Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt for Ursula and now that’s the only thing I want or need from this movie.

I’m ever more in favor of “if a pitcher celebrates a strikeout, the batter gets to throw his bat at him” unwritten rule.