Broncos fan here, don’t even hate KC. I wish them well in the postseason.

No one says that to athletes, it’s more of a show business thing. Zero stars.

What a bunch of squares, MANNNNNN!

Has the child been involved in violence with a drunk family member?

Avowed atheist here. I’m sure aliens exist, somewhere in the universe, maybe even aliens who are the same basic size and shape (bipeds) as humans. I am also 100% sure they have never visited our tiny, irrelevant, hard to find planet. Please stop being a fucking idiot.

I invite anyone to explain how someone who speaks fluent English (or any language) and has access to the internet could be as dumb as you obviously are. Do your worst, folks.

Wow so sports aware, much awesome take

Whoa, be careful, that goal led to positive press for Rinaldo. Billy Haisley may ask Kinja staff to deactivate your account for this transgression.

DURRRRR EVEN YEAR, BRO

I know what you’re saying, if there had only been a Jar-Jar there to explain it all to you, maybe you’d have felt good about your ticket purchase.

Look, you’re a stupid piece of shit, and so was Hitler. Now I’m not saying you’re Hitler! I’m not saying that at all!

Oh, I’m so soooory I offended you! Sooory aboot that!

You sound pretty upset. Maybe you should go to a safe space to avoid being triggered.

Go back to Canada, you dumb rape-to-bird-flipping-comparing idiot. It’s spelled “behavior.”

No, he was not on that (non-existent) list either. Link or GTFO.

I love how you’re trying to cover your ass for that hilarious lie. No one is buying it.

Hey here’s an idea—instead of being insecure about this very OK and realistic narrative, if that’s too much to ask, just fucking kill yourself instead. Options, options, options.

How long has Warren Moon been a black quarterback?

Does it hurt to be as flagrantly stupid as you are, or are you just kind of numb to it?

The whole time I was reading this I had the Simmons “arms flying open” gif going in my brain.