You’re going to hurt your fingers clutching those pearls that tightly.

AW YEAH! HIGH FIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Christ, you are a gigantic idiot.

Then you don’t really give a shit. Who cares if you “get lumped in with all the rest?” Maybe trying to engage on The Root and evaluating the response you get (this is the internet, after all, it’s a horrible place) isn’t really the best measuring stick for deciding how progressive to be.

OBJECTIVELY, you are a piece of stupid shit

“I’m a left leaning moderate”

You are fucking stupid.

I don’t think “The Process,” even your straw man-muddled version of it, ever purported to have anything to do with player development. It was simply about acquiring assets. That’s dumb in and of itself, i.e. it gives you a perfectly good reason to make fun of its very principles, but it doesn’t mean you can mock it…

Let’s just bring this internet argument to its expected conclusion: you are literally Hitler.

Whoa shit! A reliever whose career started in 2014 and who has 136 career IP has been thrown out 1/3rd as much as an every day outfielder whose career started in 2012? HUGE IF TRUE. STAY WOKE, BASEBALL FANS

Are you near a tall building or bridge right now? If so, are you able to do us all a favor and throw yourself off of it?

“If it happened to Ovi or McDavid it would have been called the same”

Lol, yes, a “boarding,” if boarding is defined by a clean hit to a guy’s shoulder (which becomes the guy’s head because the guy can’t skate and was wiping out mid-play) while he’s playing the puck immediately next to the boards.

Have you heard the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you.

Holy fucking shit this is a stupid comment. And I do not bike myself, and HATE sharing the roads in my mid-sized city with cyclists. Still incredibly stupid

Holy fucking shit, you are fucking stupid.

ALSO DEFENSE IN BASEBALL (especially when one MVP candidate is playing CF and the other is a fat guy playing 1B who should actually be a DH) IS EXACTLY THE SAME AS DEFENSE IN BASKETBALL

RBIZ ARE THE BEST STAT BRO, NO ONE DENIES THIS

Because there aren’t nearly as many of them as there are Cardinals fans. Put the Spurs franchise (with the same success, players, etc. for the past 20 years) in a bigger market, and watch them instantly become the Shaq/Kobe Lakers of [large metro area] 2.0.

PHRASING