Look, you’re a stupid piece of shit, and so was Hitler. Now I’m not saying you’re Hitler! I’m not saying that at all!

Oh, I’m so soooory I offended you! Sooory aboot that!

You sound pretty upset. Maybe you should go to a safe space to avoid being triggered.

Go back to Canada, you dumb rape-to-bird-flipping-comparing idiot. It’s spelled “behavior.”

No, he was not on that (non-existent) list either. Link or GTFO.

I love how you’re trying to cover your ass for that hilarious lie. No one is buying it.

Hey here’s an idea—instead of being insecure about this very OK and realistic narrative, if that’s too much to ask, just fucking kill yourself instead. Options, options, options.

How long has Warren Moon been a black quarterback?

Does it hurt to be as flagrantly stupid as you are, or are you just kind of numb to it?

The whole time I was reading this I had the Simmons “arms flying open” gif going in my brain.

Glad to see you in the comments, Jameis!

Ppl forget that

Even better, the voice of the customer he scams with the Tru-Coat. You’re a liar, Mr. Lundegaard!

Doesn’t answer my question. Just make the whole plane out of that stuff!

No one cares.

In your case, no, I see nothing wrong with it. Tough guy.

Ooooh, look out, tough guy over here everyone! We got a tough guy who doesn’t like that internet comments are anonymous. I bet you think I wouldn’t say this stuff to your face. I bet you’re wrong. And also not a tough guy.

Thank you for this insight; no offense to him (I think Brian is a great character), but I much prefer your answer to his “idk I’d probably just land the plane lol shrug” sentiment.

Why are you still here and not jumping in front of a moving train?

And why don’t they just make the whole plane out of the same material as the black box, amirite?