Kill yourself immediately, thanks

LEBRON WOULD HAVE NEVER ALLOWED HIS TEAMMATES TO FIGHT OVER HIM LIKE THAT, HE’D HAVE BEEN CRYING WHILE UNCONSCIOUS

When I read the headline I thought this would be about how Jackson couldn’t construct a team to save his own life now that he doesn’t have one of the 10 best players ever to build around. But yeah, this too.

There are 23 D Senate seats up in 2018, and 8 Rs. The Rs may not be able to swing enough of those to get to 60, but they might, and even if they don’t, I wouldn’t bet against either a repeal and replace or at least a super significant modification to the ACA by 2019. Based on the SCOTUS ruling, too, Trump can just…

See you in 2 or 3 years!

Number of instances of proven voter fraud in presidential elections since 2000: under 100. Number of instances of people who were registered to vote being turned away from the polls on technicalities made enforceable by nonsensical laws passed by Republican state legislatures since 2000: literally in the hundreds of…

Flawless comeback. No, he’s not going to successfully create a Muslim registry. He’s probably not even going to build his special wall. But he absolutely is going to dismantle environmental regulations, get Congress to repeal the ACA, get Congress to neuter Dodd-Frank, and severely damage or entirely destroy the small…

Really awesome taek, but the difference is, Obama’s campaign had zero of those ideas/promises/policies in them. Trump’s campaign, his words, his officially released policies from his actual staff, contain all kinds of the ideas/promises/policies that liberals are freaking out about. Does that kind of help you…

Please allow me to pile on along with everyone else and say hey, moron, it was a travel before it was a double dribble. Guy dribbles once, picks it up, then takes like 5 steps, then dribbles again. Fella.

Your Giants car flag and bad tattoo are showing.

People forget that!

So that was a complaint about profanity? Good luck with the internet, friend.

You’re both obnoxious. Hope this helps.

JOEPA WAS FRAMED THOSE KIDS ARE ALL LIARS am I on the right track?

Nooooooooooooooooooooo

Your idea is fine, and I say that with no sarcasm, but this is the NFL. Their implementation of it would be handled so poorly that it could very well cause the earth to spin out of orbit and fly directly into the sun.

If Hillary’s stance on guns qualifies to you as “zero respect for the 2nd Amendment,” you’re a fucking idiot. Please try not to be a fucking idiot.

Is that Rob Riggle?

Being a football coach is like being a politician. You don’t have to necessarily actually know what you’re doing—just need to convince the mouth-breathing masses that you know what you’re doing. Being loud and sounding very sure of everything you’re saying will get you most of the way there.

People forget that