It was an idea that [the studio proposed] that I loved because I’m friends with Phil Lord and Chris Miller. It just seemed like a really cool way to conceptually have Spider-Man in our movie without actually having him in our movie.

It’s always better to iterate on the wheel rather than try to reinvent it. Especially when you’re trying to convince people that it’s the same wheel from 50 years ago.

John Mulaney is one of the hottest, most successful standups working right now. He doesn’t need your advice, but I’m sure he’d thank you politely for it anyway.

See Atomic Blonde. She slept around with “assets” and was way toughr than bond. Maybe not Casino Royale Bond. I haven’t seen that in a while but I’m sure Charlize takes and gives back more hits.

Not to mention Jinx. Just kidding.

I never understood why people wanted James Bond to be female. There’s a lot of baggage that comes with the name.

I didn’t see a lever for Gerwalk and Battroid modes. Hard pass.

I kinda liked Venom early on, but I always thought he was better as a concept than an actual character. Even Brock’s original motivation was pretty thin — “I hate you, Spider-Man, because your actions revealed that I’m actually a shitty journalist!” I guess you could chalk it up to the suit amplifying his grievance…

To be honest I wouldn’t have considered Harrelson for the role. Instead I would’ve cast Jackie Early Haley, who played Rorschach in Watchmen.

Carnage is stupid. 

Agreed, you know Hancock or Incredible Hulk won’t get it, and most likely The Dark Knight gets it, but how do you ignore the movie that kicked off the entire MCU?

Yup, I believe the rich old lady was played by Noel Neill, George Reeves’ Lois Lane.

A majority of your comment history is a variation of this same request.

It sucks that Spider-Man 3 will get a write-up while Spider-Man 2 didn’t, but I get why since The Incredibles also came out in 2004.

The joke isn’t so much the giant spider (I mean, Superman fought all kinds of goofy monsters in the comics) as how INSISTENT Peters supposedly was about it.

He also did The Adventures of Mark Twain, based on some of Twain’s short stories. It has one of the creepiest scenes ever put to clay - The Mysterious Stranger.

No, Man of Steel was Zach Snyder’s Objectivist power fantasy of an asshole who only seems to save people he personally cares about and is fine with dooming his own species to extinction by destroying the Kryptonian Baby Grapes, the only known means to repopulate the species, for no real reason.

I’ve carried that Gerber utility knife in my pocket for over a decade now. Love the thing! I polished it and broke the clip off so it slips in and out of my pocket with ease. Use the gold (“titanium”) kobalt blades sometimes for a little razzle dazzle. Thing has come in handy a thousand times. You can flip the blade fo…

I’ve carried that Gerber utility knife in my pocket for over a decade now. Love the thing! I polished it and broke th…

...See, this is confusing, because it’s definitely one of the best scenes in the entire movie.

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