Textures?!

This movie is canon.

Jax are the filet mignon of cheez puffs, there simply is no better product out there.

Painless Dentistry (Formerly Painful Dentistry)

Yeah, Don Rickles was a master at this. Some of his Tonight Show appearances, he’s just spouting non-sequitors and Johnny and the studio audience are roaring anyway.

Ha, one of my family names  is Bevilacqua, there’s a family legend that somebody once greeted my great-grandfather as “Mr. Drinkwater” and he pasted the guy right in the jaw for that.

My late father hoarded coins so I’m in possession a a ton of Kennedy 50-cent pieces. Now. these were rare as hen’s teeth in general circulation even when I was a kid.

I’ve had the cat poop coffee! It was pretty good but probably not worth the effort!

God bless you then.

If you’re buying, I’m in.

Smartwatches, nothing. There are GREETING CARDS that have more sophisticated computers than those used to land us on the Moon.

The national mood is whiskey.

Counterpoint: We have a bunch of favorite restaurants that we order delivery from online. But one of them has no online or delivery app presence.

WHOA

Yes, this is exact reason they called the second iteration the Xbox 360.

Yeah, some of the StreetPass Miis on mine are people I knew or people of reknown who have since passed on--I’ll never sell this thing to GameStop

Pedantry time, Ari— The first iteration of the Game Boy Advance SP had a front-light not a backlight. The second iteration had a backalight about a year later.