OWW MY SKIN

Who?

I don’t watch this dumb garbage and it’s working out great for me so far, maybe y’all could try that.

Mit iodine!

These are fine but I miss the ones with the raised lettering and glossier sheen, those were the tits.

Actually the right move is to use half-and-half

Well now I’m hungry

This is a farce. You mix Sriracha with maple syrup, not honey, anything else is a sucker bet.

Hear me out here people

I have never understood the people that leave the crusts. The crust is the delicious, also it cleanses your palate for the next slice!

Yes, as was sid upthread the point is the best part of the slice, so I always order a double-cut, even when we aren’t feeding a lot of people.

Even traditional pizza in Cali is bad, the water is too alkaline to make good dough.

That’s not pizza. That’s a flatbread with a salad dumped on top of it.

My....god

Why wasn’t there salt on the table in the first place??

Eh I think I’d make this with a joven mezcal instead.

All I can say Is I met her briefly at a book signing shortly after Prozac Nation came out and she was very patient with me.

Cheerios have a good amount of soluble fiber. Honestly they are probably the only thing keeping my sorry ass alive, given the rest of my diet.

Sorry for that, and I wish you much luck in your efforts to reduce caloric intake.

Yeah I know. Hey like I said I’m an outlier. But I prefer eating something dry and crunchy to something cold and wet.