Watched it a hundred times as a kid. Watching it decades later as an adult I was stuck by how much the movie is about fucking.

No new boss battles is disappointing, I gotta say. Why put Hammerhead in the game if you can’t treat him to a little chin music, courtesy of your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man?

Seriously. Spider-UK can fly. I was hoping to get out to Liberty Island.

Wh-

i posit that standing wipers that don’t put the seat back up before they start wiping get particulate fecal matter all over that damn seat.

Dat Pikachu look like Giuliani. 

I got PSVR solely for Wipeout and I do not regret a damn thing.

Great, another whole season with him in that dumbass black “costume”.

I don’t eat frozen pizza* often but when I do it’s around 2:00 in the AM when everybody is closed.

YEah yeah, bad movie, but can we at least agree that the Silver Surfer looked perfect and sounded great? I mean, Doug Jones, Laurence Fishburne, some excellent character design and pretty solid CGI.

And he’s played by Bill Paxton’s father!!!

I was unhealthily obsessed with trophies and achievements in the last console cycle. I wasted a lot of time doing stuff that was essentially meaningless. I have a lot less time to play these days, so I just play the game, and if I get a trophy, well, yay for me. But time spent trying to get those last one or two…

“devoid of anything but some lackluster out-of-frame scares”

Wrong Turn 2 is balls-out incredible. 

I’m not much of a candy guy but I’ve been enjoying the new “Sweet Heat” Skittles. They’re like regular skittles but with a little cayenne or somesuch. It’s nice, because most “hot” candies go the cinnamon route.

Over a million absentee-ballot applications were sent out weeks ago with the idea being that they can be sent in and counted before someone would know they’ve been purged and to avoid any Election Day shenanigans...

That’s a great price for the Lego Ship In A Bottle set, but just don’t get TOO excited at the cost-per-piece ratio, as it’s got a shitload of 1x1 round plate(”studs”) for the water.

That’s a great price for the Lego Ship In A Bottle set, but just don’t get TOO excited at the cost-per-piece ratio,…

less than 5 cents a piece!!!

less than 5 cents a piece!!!

Stella Parks’s toasted sugar makes any baked good better. Believe it!

Tony “Tiny” Lister, maybe?