Will the Raiden mode cost extra?

I mean this when I say it:  fuck these shit fuckers. I hope they die terrible, terrible deaths, alone and screaming for help. 

They picked the right message. The others are too iffy. For instance, pointing out he’s a religious hypocrite? They all are, inside, as well; so too close to home. Suggesting Cruz might not be anti-gay enough is ridiculous - and also less popular than it used to be. Accusing him of not being presidential? He’s not…

To be fair, David Threlfall’s Frank wasn’t as bad as Macy’s. He never stole the family’s savings or called social services on Fiona, in fact, I think there’s one episode where a social services shows up - there’s a whole plot about Fiona having a feud with one of the social workers being a mean girl from Fiona’s…

“This story is stranger, and sadder, than it initially appears.”

Evil drains your life force.

I’m just going to steal Ashley Feinberg’s tweet on this one:

C.K. “made an unannounced appearance” complete with a “warm” ovation at New York’s Comedy Cellar Sunday night

7. She goes to a Halloween party in blackface, and is shot by a cop who pulls her over for driving while black.

Video games do pose a tremendous hazard to our nation’s children. Even now, as a 40-year old man, I still find myself jumping on turtles, eating wild mushrooms, and climbing down random sewer pipes.

Did we watch the same show. Mathew McConaughey was navel gazing, mental masturbating drunken loner. Woody Harrelson was a hypocritical “family man” whose family wasn’t buying into his bullshit. I didn’t bother with season 2 because the first episode was shit. If you saw this as “manly” I am concerned for you. 

I loved season one. I am really here just for Mahershala Ali.

he thinks he is doing a good and telling us all of us will be poor if he is impeached??? honestly, i would like to test that theory

I saw this article a couple days ago, and as a father of four, I cried while I read the article for many reasons. Now I’m about to start tearing up again. 

After her breastfeeding feet...

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“I never had anything to do with Russian mob money laundering. It was that Barron Trump, kid. I barely know him. Who knew he was such a traitor? “

“Without this thinking,” he said, pointing to his head, “you would see numbers that you wouldn’t believe.”

For Archer’s last season, they sure as fuck better pull out all the stops. If one of the episodes isn’t live action with Hamm playing Archer (but with H. Jon Benjamin still dubbing his voice) I’m going to riot.