Little known fact: Jesus wore Oakleys to the Crucifixion, for no Son of God shall be caught looking like a beta cuck.

Judging by how easily he said that word in the clip, it seems like that's definitely not the first time he's used it.

OK Boomer

Ah man, you should play Peace Walker if you can. It might be my favorite of the series, though it probably hasn’t aged too well. At least when it was released, it had the deepest gameplay of any MGS game (not as many fancy tricks as MGS4, but certainly more game to play through) and I enjoyed the story for being far…

I wouldn’t wish a man dead

A million times this. They registered in random island nations to avoid paying taxes and so they could pay their workers next to nothing. Fuck em. Hope they all go belly up. 

Let them register their ships stateside and pay taxes and then we’ll look into giving them assistance in a year or two.

Yeah this is a nursing ruling. Also, they didn’t just quash the verdict; they enter an acquital! In the US, he could be tried again if the verdict was thrown out, but apparently not here.

I remember Bruce and Demi bought neighbouring homes when they split so they could coparent relatively seamlessly. If they’re still in those homes I’m sure there’s plenty of space for privacy but also no real barriers to overcome moving between them. Seems nice, I wish as hanging with my sibs right now.

And yet, I’m here to say that I think it’s Actually The Best One.

Classic non-apology, placing the blame on the offended not the offender.

Saw it, can confirm. Especially that part where Aerith looks directly into the camera and tells you how to revive her in the original game - I kinda wish I had seen that in the context of the actual story.

I thought “Happy!” was the SVU spinoff.

Were they ever expecting the US to pay for their security? I feel like this is one of those pointless comments that Trump likes to make where he gets credit for doing something that would have already been done. Now his cult can clap and say “yeah, don’t let those dirty Brits take our money!” when they never would…

Not gonna lie, at the rest of sounding like a cold-hearted bastard... I laughed when I heard this.

You didn’t read at all, did you? The first misunderstanding is the smaller one: She said she wanted one night with him to figure out her feelings. Not one night each week, but one literal night. Okay? Now let’s dig into it.

39 weeks pregnant, Park Slope. I had an appointment with my OB today, who said that there is no need to fear the delivery ward. It’s sealed and secured, and there is 0% chance that it will be converted to space for COVID-19 patients. OBs are cancelling non-essential appointments to avoid exposure to infected patients.…

Anyone who doesn’t feel a gut punch at each and every death that occurs at our borders needs to go to hell.

She never should have put herself in the position to be criticized.