Not sure there’s gonna be a better place to post this, so here we go:

Waited until the final second, then nailed the 55 yarder. Well played.

Imagine Gronk sitting in the booth wearing one of those beer can hats and a “shit happens when you party naked” t-shirt, and whenever Tessitore asks him how it feels to see Brady throwing passes to another tight end, he bellows “Uhhhh, GRONK SAD!!”

Camden Yards is beautiful.  It’s a shame there’s no major league team to use it. 

Or even a short train ride from Washington, DC.

I get it, but DO NOT DO THIS. DC is an actual place where actual humans live. Not just the cartoon characters you are talking about. 

First time reading a Ratto column?

Did some back-of-the-envelope calculations...my estimate was that she’d need a 63" vertical leap.

Way to embrace your inner Dad.

After all those years keeping Stephen in bubble wrap, the Nats finally determined that the best packing material is two warm teammates.

I completely disagree, the last thing baseball needs is a scandal involving performance enhancing hugs.

I work in NYC and Friday a large chunk of my office was talking baseball and commiserating about the Yankees. As a Marlins fan I brought up the fact my team has lost 203 games over the past two season, so really you guys don’t have it bad. A co-worker brought up the “this would be the first decade since the Ottoman…

Poor dude's only seen 27 championships.

For what it’s worth, I agree with you. In a battle between the Astros and Nats’ third starters, the Astros’ ace has a decided edge over the Brewers’ #4 pitcher.

Let’s remember some guys

Still suffering major knee damage? Colin Kaepernick. 

I’ve been a baseball fan for most of my life, and became a Nats fan shortly after the team and I both moved to DC. I love baseball, and this team, more than is really reasonable for a mostly well adjusted adult. Baseball has been the thing I’ve turned to when I needed a boost, and the Nats have been there for me when…

+ Now, the lady will have the linguine and white clam sauce, and a Coke with no ice 

Also just wanna say if it was black men making millions and white dudes destroying their brains and bodies, shit would change so fucking fast.

Think of all the guys who don't make it and they flame out in college without ever having made a penny but they're still physically used up. This is why I don't like college sports or slimy collegiate coaches making millions off the backs of exploited players.