Agreed. Deadspin writers are a national treasure. 

Time for robo-umps.

If you need a review process to prevent a fuckup this obvious you are in serious trouble.

I fondly remember the 3 hours spent trying to wind through the neighborhoods around Memorial Stadium to get back to I-95 after a game. Those father son moments — hours stuck in traffic — are so special.

First of all, you do in fact hate us because you in fact ain’t us. Second, the worst bandwagoners are New Yorkers, who suddenly became Met fans in 1986 and fall back on the Yankees when it suits them. The ones in Connecticut especially. If we could formally eject Connecticut west of Hartford from New England we’d do…

It usually takes me one sentence to tell it’s a Ratto.

Strasburg probably has a son who barely pecks him on the mouth.

Not only that, but their shitty bullpen minded the store last night so the small handful of aces could be ready for high leverage relief innings back in DC. Loving this.

It’s the robot thing. The Patriot Way is that once a certain button is pushed, you identify a reporter’s question as being a Distraction and you suddenly are just... focused on the next opponent, executing plays, going out there and giving 110%, doing your job, it’s a team sport, and trying to wave away “all that…

Pedantry alert: It’s the DC Council (“Council of the District of Columbia”), not the DC City Council.

I came here to find out who has good frisbee golf courses.

I bet Belichick pays zero income taxes.

If we’re rooting based on the values of the late innings relievers, Sean Doolittle is as close to a woke pitcher as you’ll find in the MLB. Go Nats!

I assume the NBA hired Trump’s doctor to measure the players.

The real problem stems from the fact that Yankee pitchers never look good/comfortable in their uniforms. Sabathia and Pineda when he was there stand out. I think there’s a George Costanza figure in the background somewhere responsible for this.

Watching the Nats complete the NLCS sweep of the Cards was a way better use of my time. I’ll read the candidates’ policy positions in January. TV debates are dumb beauty contests.

I think the implosion started on February 3rd.

It helps if Anibal Sanchez pitches the game of his life. He has a high ceiling.

How about depictions of protests?

Really sick of the monuments representing DC. We should just have a broken escalator or the nondescript facade of the Florida Avenue Grill.