It wasn’t a serious take. It was like, hey, style points should be worth an extra yard. 

Mike Shanahan invented wrecking quarterbacks.

There should definitely be a target placed somewhere in the stands in fair territory where if the batted ball hits it then lights and sirens go off and your team instantly wins the game (and maybe every fan gets a free hotdog). The target should move around randomly every inning.

Cowherd: Patriots just clinched the AFC East in Week 2.

A little credit to Kingery for hustling out of the box. That, kids, is why you don’t stand there admiring your longball.

Me too. It’s in my head now. Sung to the tune of Saints Go Marching In.

n=11 

And yet the Dolphins have beaten the Patriots in 5 of the last 6 years (and also lost to them in each of those years for a 1-1 split). It’s a weird stat but the Fins in one of their worst eras usually manage to split the series with the Patriots in their best era.

“Your an idiot” LOL

I wasn’t really buying the race story upthread, but now that you mention these guys, they are all his white colleagues.

Ok, I’m willing to justify my reading Lifehacker as a way to shortcut having to read and make sense of reddit threads, but maybe do some of your own research. Go to a couple lounges and try to fix a problem before posting this.

Lots of terrible advice here, and the commenters are all over it so I hate to pile on, but I will go: Counterpoint, take a daytime flight and work on the plane the whole time. You’ll arrive tired and get to sleep in a bed. If I take a redeye I’m useless the entire next day. Like others have said, take an early morning…

I flagged it too, but it would have been enough to just reproduce the first line.

I mean, if the ball already has a Brad Wanamaker signature, why do you need Kyrie?

This post suggests that Kawhi’s presence opened up the opportunities for Lowrie. How did that logic not apply to DeMar? 

Three warriors would get injured.

Lue will make an excellent assistant coach.

I would think Brock Holt both attends and skips the ceremony. (Maybe too subtle reference to the fact that he plays every position).

I just looked up the 2004 Pistons roster. That was during a period when I wasn’t following the NBA closely but, wow, that was an anonymous cast for a championship team that took out Kobe and Shaq.

Counterpoint: Michael Jordan and the Wizards.