Exactly. Hernandez rounded second excited and was pretty disappointed looking back to see the ball left the field.

Hey, moneybags. Keep overtipping. Makes me feel better to know that the servers are getting more take-home and it’s not coming out of my wallet. Also, make sure to brag online about your tipping habits.

This not true.

I usually don’t like MLB fights, but now that they are instituting color rush it’s growing on me.

If you’re advanced in the language then you can go all-in with an adult movie, but if you’re just starting out then a children’s program can be the perfect thing to watch.

Um, let’s not argue that if 4 of the last 5 Superbowls were won by teams that did something, then that something causes teams to win the Superbowl.

Wow, I totally thought Albert Pujols had died of natural causes. Good to see him still on a roster.

WTAAF.

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On the one hand he got 4.5 rotations by my count. On the other hand, this would be just a regular Tuesday in Korean leagues.

Was KD even fouled? Video is not great quality, but I don’t see a blown call. Maybe he’s mad about an embarrassing shot, convinced himself he couldn’t have shanked it without having been fouled.

If the Landover NFL franchise fires Bruce Allen too that would be enough. Parade assembles at Freedom Plaza at noon.

Do you have a Bruce Allen one ready to go?

I love how everything in the final seconds takes on mega importance, minimizing everything that happened to get there. I guess that’s why you should only watch the last two minutes of basketball games.

I thought the argument was going to be about the technical challenges of pixellating a dick that is smaller than a single pixel.

Ovechkin and Trump have something in common, namely a hard-on for the kleptocratic narcissistic mob boss dictator of Russia. He should just eat his hamberders and go home.

This is a good post, should really be the one people see first when they open the comments.

I came here to say this. I think the dildos will need inscriptions or team colors or something to clarify their specific purpose.

This caused a legit office spit take. 

Show me on this doll where the Asian lady touched you.