Marijuana as self-medication for mental health problems, maybe. All the flip comments on twitter about pot are really ignorant.

This is a fair point about SS, especially in her switching to softball, which I had not focused on. When I coached baseball I put my weakest arms at first and second. Also, I’ve been watching too many Deadspin highlight clips of outfield assists from elite MLB players.

That actually would be hilarious. Home-game only players. Bring the Nats back to Montreal. 

The most remarkable thing about her success was not just that she was competing on an elite level for her age. It was her pitching form. It was a marvel of biomechanics. She managed to get incredible control and velocity from a small body and she was consistent.

Counterpoint: pitcher, catcher, third base, and outfield. Otherwise, you’re right.

Besides first base, middle infield seems like the least useful place for her amazing arm, assuming she still has an amazing arm.

Most interesting White Sox highlight of the year.

I think I remember seeing the New England Tea Men play there. Did that really happen?

I want to marry this post. I’ve been living on this plantation for decades and the righteous rage against our Congressional overlords has never diminished one bit over this time. It always pissed me off that the Tea Party Patriot label, which we fucking deserve because of actual taxation without representation, was…

I don’t dislike the Chiefs at all. I love watching this insane quarterback do insane things. It’s just a coincidence that the most exciting games of the 2018-19 season so far have all been KC losses.

Happy image in my head reading this: Mueller gruffly flicking the White House lights on and off.

But how would we remember the names of our home team’s players?

Can you check that again? I read in Deadspin that the puck had to be deflected off the official’s dick and/or balls.

David Dennison is a great-looking candidate. Also John Baron.

It’s almost like these college graduates didn’t get the same education as their non-elite athlete peers.

I slept like a baby during that game but I did see the ruined celebration and I woke up for the overtime. Was the best game of the week for me.

A star for your command of the behavior of measures of central tendency under asymmetric distributions.

TBF if I see this post one more goddamned time I am going to lose my mind. 

And ownership. Don’t forget that.