It’s almost like Butler moved to Philly, went house hunting, and found a spatial colonial with 3BR and it was offered no money down and located inside Joel Embiid’s head.

Henry’s stiff arm is literally the background image on the NFL twitter account.

Adrian Peterson on Monday night.

Wait, what?? The British/Irish people don’t understand our form of English? They need local translators?

Thanks. I really went out on a limb there.

Yes, because tibianest, success is e-femoral.

Just came here to praise the graphics guy. Noice. Sam Woolley GMG.

Yes, that’s true and I realized it after I wrote it. Athletes are paid to maintain top fitness (Counterpoint: Bartolo Colon). But I find jokes about fast food and so on are just too easy and not funny.

Even if we repeat it 100 times and it happens 32 times, you’re not wrong.

You don’t know how probabilities work, do you?

I am hoping the inevitable body-shaming comments take a backseat to slowness-shaming and bad-hands-shaming comments.

Two “ass” teams -- Baltimore and Minnesota -- are in good position to win wildcard spots.

Silver lining for Redskin fans. They’re learning all the scientific names of the leg bones.

This is underappreciated.

But Ty Law and Lawyer Milloy will deny your appeals.

Sanchez was pretty nervous about taking over after two years on the sidelines but Coach Gruden gave him a pep talk: “Break a leg out there, son.”

Maybe we can agree that Islamophobia, or religious/cultural intolerance wherever it’s found can suck.

They’re stepping stones to really poorly paid positions. Legislative aides get paid mostly in reflected glory, not money.

Don’t you mean: the life of a Muslim in the Islamophobic U.S. sucks.

Sounds about right. Texans are 0-1 against decent teams this year, and will remain that way given the rest of their games.