This article gave me a Boolean headache.

What if you want to passive-aggressively signal to your employer that they don’t have as tight a hold on you as they think, that you’re shopping the field? 

The league should own it. If you’re allowed to include cheerleaders, we come ever closer to this reality of an NFL version of West Side Story, which would make want to watch non-playoff-bound teams.

Interesting that we have a first headscarf wearing Muslim member of Congress before we have a first yarmulke-wearing member.

Old Republican men looking at that “hair loss” loophole.

Welcome to the grays, where friendly critics are put in the Troll Zone.

Reading books with perspectives from people different from us >> Reading books dominated by white authors.

You left out the most important advantage: There is a clear deadline. Nothing happens without a deadline. New Year’s resolutions are about getting off your ass to start something, but really fall short in the getting it done department. 

Seriously, why was this not in the headline? Get your $3 or whatever back. Trader Joe’s does not ask questions.

Are you referring to the only AFC team that has managed to beat the Chiefs this season? Ah yes, you are. Brady has an entire other hand with no Superbowl rings on it. <covers head and ducks down>

Yeah, that was such a key moment. Was it bad judgement or heroic instinct? Just imagine if he got the stop. Or if he snapped a tibula. That could have gone very differently.

It’s fun watching Jackson just like it was fun to watch RGIII in his rookie year. Let’s see how long it lasts.

Outdoors is safer and easier on the joints. I buy that. 

There’s so much hate for RGIII but I would love to see him get a start and actually have a great game. 

Well, 3 TDs and a FG versus 3 TDs, one with a 2-pt conversion, which maybe made sense at some point earlier in the game, but I’m not sure how. Maybe it was the Chargers realizing they miss 25% of PAT kicks.

Piece of Shit Rod Blum (R-IA) famously hoped out loud on twitter and Facebook multiple times that DC would experience a recession.

Those pinstripes aren’t working.

There probably isn’t a business case for this, but man, a Puerto Rican team would be awesome.

The cover image for this post should be Lawrence going “da fuh?”

Do you have to be someone who ever generated optimism to make this list? I mean, Allen Crabbe.