This point about the Marquis de Lafayette not actually being an immigrant sort of bothered me too. I saw Hamilton live and applauded the line in the show, but I had to suspend disbelief because “immigrants and foreign allies, we get the job done” would not have been a good line. 

Drink the meltage while you’re standing in line to go through security. It’s not difficult.

Not hard to slurp some of the meltage. I do this all the time. We bring ice in a water bottle, drink any meltage while in line, and find a bubbler, I mean, water fountain on the other side.

Hmm. As a Patriots fan, I think the Giants are pretty Superbowly.

Funny, he looked so good in practice and preseason against bubble players.

Keith Null is breathing a sigh of relief to be surpassed in ineptitude.

So he’s 7 for 42 when throwing to the other team?

Well, the ingredient list has 4 bullet points, so...

Just remember to pre-game with some coffee and a poop at home.

We cannot normalize this behavior.

Most of us can only dream that one day Dave McKenna will write mean things about us. Meanwhile, check out my great holocaust memorial merch by clicking on my profile.

Also, avoid injuring a very decent quarterback so that the Greatest Quarterback of All Time (GQAT) will emerge from the depths to take his place and dominate your division for a hundred years.

Last year I made noodle kugel to break the fast and my family didn’t like it so I ATE THE WHOLE DAMN THING MYSELF. I am getting ready to do it again this year. 

Literal dad joke. Nicely done.

Is this the high school picture of Marshawn Lynch that everyone is talking about?

+1 Hurled roll of paper towel

He could have at least tweeted, “17 years since September 11th! SAD!”

This post is founded on the idea the correlation is causation. The Bears overperformed. Sure, maybe Gruden owns trading away Mack and keeping Carr, who shat the bed (why did he throw an INT trying to go to third base when someone was open in left field?), and Shurmur’s Giants looked like an NFL team. The only game…

Um, I don’t agree with benching Butler, but he was not the best defensive player, not even the best cornerback on the Pats roster last season.

They should cancel this rule but require QBs to wear medieval chain mail to prevent snapped collarbones. Or maybe let offensive linemen use actual shields.