The safe word is “Omaha”

This actually makes sense. I mean, if you can’t tackle him, make it two-hand touch. Or require the defender to pull that weird towel out of the QB’s pants.

Based on the headline I assumed it would say he’s pitching FOR Houston, a playoff team.

Soccer without goalies. Would def watch.

Cool. That ball is within a few feet of flyout, foul ball, or triple, but ends up a walkoff tater. Odd baseball field shapes are beautiful.

Not to get technical, but isn’t the Dunkin’ headquoahtahs in Braintree? Or is that just DDU?

Jew here. I loved Hogan’s Heroes as a kid. Don’t take that away from me. Also, I spent my whole life waiting for History of the World Part II: Hitler on Ice, and was sad it was never made.

I’ll be convinced when he takes some snaps at cornerback and records some tackles and an INT.

Um, your post needs an edit.

I have a Cortana device that is connected to my Xbox and nothing else (my microsoft account is not used, except to log onto the Xbox). I have a couple of Amazon echo dots, which I only use as spotify speakers. Can this Alexa-Cortana connection help me in any way?

I love my thighs but don’t love my calves, so this confuses me. Also, can we talk about cargo shorts?

Call me cynical but if there were white cornerbacks I bet the position would get more pay.

We’re talking about central Connecticut. Black bears. They won’t maul you. Just don’t get between them and food (or mead).

They really know how to settle a beef.

Replace “take” with “definition” and “bad” with “good” and I agree with your post.

Speaking of self-hating minorities, I’m honestly surprised we haven’t heard from any of Bobby Jindal’s uncles.

They copy/pasted code from NBA2K’s Gordon Heyward character.

The map of places we DC residents won’t go is basically Virginia + Landover, MD, so no big loss.

I was whooping and cheering until I got to his assessment of Kirk Cousins.

While we’re on the subject, the Trump administration is trying to deport a 4 year old girl adopted by two American citizens. https://www.newsweek.com/us-couples-4-year-old-adopted-daughter-facing-deportation-1070584