My reaction is jealousy. In my whole baseball career, this was literally the only play I had a chance at walking off, given how bad I was at the plate (but reasonably fast).

They are celebrating a colossal screwup by the opposing team.

It is more important that innocence be protected than it is that guilt be punished, for guilt and crimes are so frequent in this world that they cannot all be punished. But if innocence itself is brought to the bar and condemned, perhaps to die, then the citizen will say, ‘whether I do good or whether I do evil is…

In the matter of GOP Complicitousness with mischevious foreign Intervention in the United States I must concur they disclose the Turpitude of their Hearts, corrupted in extreamly feeble Interest.

You know his blue eye contains a laser to penetrate Ryan Madson’s soul.

These boycotting fans, they’re a lot of fin at parties.

At about 9:30 in the video they bust out stock photos of thin white women in business suits to refute the idea that suburban moms are turning on the GOP, which they fucking are. (Holler if you’re a suburban mom who thinks outright racism under the guise of law-and-order immigration policy has become Republican dogma).

The thing is, he’s right. 

Impressed that Reyes gets this many words on Deadspin.

Agreed. They probably feel a lot more kinship with a white Republican from a different county than with anyone from their own county.

He’s probably right though. He’s just reading his stage directions. If he can squeeze out 85% of Muskingum County (which I assume is native American for Spittle County), then he can tell Franklin County to fuck off. It’s a divide-and-get-out-your-base strategy and it has been proven effective. Stoking concentrated ange…

Good luck reaching sustained 3%+ GDP growth while strangling immigration. Restricting the flow of goods across borders via tariffs and trade wars. Restricting the flow of labor across borders via immigration crackdowns and deportations. Withdrawing from multilateral free trade agreements. Never mind the inhumanity of…

I’m curious, would NCAA rules allow the players to eat the shoes if they are hungry?

Only way is up?

That would require some John Urschel level math.

Owens had drive, but Rice had grit. Also, Owens was a speedster, compared to Rice, who had wheels.

“Many people are saying...”

In restaurants, my wife has been enlisting waiters in parenting for years. Little kids are terrified of the waiter and will do whatever the fuck they say. Eat vegetables, don’t make a mess, stay in your seat...

He’s still around because the Nats web page has a FACQ section.