Lol, we’ll see. If anyone can do it, it’s the orange megalomaniac. 

Ah yes. As you can see over here there is a 4th gen Escalade in it’s natural habitat. With the hood up because the AFM ate the lifters and the 8L90 took a shit.

Assuming the maintenance was all performed by a good mechanic, this could be a nice price from me, although I would immediately remove the trunk subwoofers. I have a 2002 M5 with about 130K miles and would not hesitate to own one of these higher-mileage E39s so long as they have been well maintained. This car appears…

Yeah, I know I’m probably being prejudiced, but the monstrous subs seem to suggest “I probably abused this car in ways that aren’t immediately evident, because I’m kind of a knob.” The fact that he’s selling it for less than he paid in maintenance alone says, “There is probably something very wrong with this car…

I was on the fence, but the presence of that sub box makes me uneasy about the whole deal. CP

Pretty much only one car fits that description: the mid 60's Mercedes S class convertible:

There’s usually Captain Numbnuts in the comments by now saying

Sadly, this will never go much further once the Orange Oligarch and his minions dismantle any regulatory agency that may attempt to actually do their job.

Can’t pass up a chance to share one of my favorite Arrested Development jokes.

A Maserati GranTurismo is the right answer for a stylish weekend play car for the whole family.

Glad to see that none of the very few new vehicles I’m actually thinking about buying are on the list. 

Audi wasn’t making convertibles in the 60's, but the A5 convertible ticks almost all of your very disjointed boxes.

Indeed. Here I am with a 7 figure retirement driving a ten year old Fit - because I want to!

If you were driving a one-of-2317 built 1973 BMW 2002 Baur Cabriolet, however, you would not be a self-indulgent wiener, you would be a connoisseur.

I was thinking a Volvo V70 Convertible or Saab 9-3 Vert would be a good solution, too. 

Now is this worth nearly $40K? I don’t think so, but it’s effectively a new car, convertible, in excellent condition, I mean wow, if it was about 25K, that would have been the steal of the century! But still a nice car.

You can’t look at the last election results and conclude anything except ‘most people are idiots’.

I can guarantee that someone in this guy’s friend or work circle recently insulted his GV80 by calling it an overpriced Hyundai sometime in the past 2 weeks, and calling him poor.

As the owner of a 2015 I3 with very similar miles and range, yup. Although I only lose about 30% when it’s really cold. (it will cycle the heater to maintain the battery above a certain temp) My heater has an eco mode...the defroster however, is full send or nothing, and that can be harsh with kids talking non-stop in…

I just picked up a 2013 Nissan Leaf with 60K miles and almost no battery degradation for $3500, its perfect for bopping around town and short trips.  They are arguably ugly but for the price I had to pull the trigger.