Oh man, whoever dug up that email is such a pedo. 

Actually considering WHERE we are I believe this is the perfect meme

Why does Jalopnik let BMW and others get away with this “coupe” bullshit? I mean, I get that the car is officially called the Gran Coupe, but that doesn’t mean you have to use that name. The article refers to it as the Gran Coupe no less than 22 times. Why not just say 840i? Or better yet, just Gran. Like someone’s…

and it looks like the DA is a married gay democrat so...I mean still, maybe she really hated that impression.

I am pretty sure a piece of chewed gum could win the crown of prettiest BMW right now, but the 8 series is well done. I still think the older 6 GC was the best looking BMW of the last 20 years.

Man that shifter is trashy. It just screams nouveau riche. Or nouveau large lease paymente.

I’ve gone full conspiracy theory at this point. They are willing to temporarily harm their business by cutting valuable employees in order to devalue the labor market.  Also fuck them. And fuck Sting.

To be completely honest, if Alec Baldwin was a more well-liked guy, he would not be charged in this case

Uh, yep. The stock would fall to normal car company levels and stay there, but the brand would be better off in the long run is my guess.

Smith’s job is to make takes that create articles like this. There’s only one proper course of action:

Run this with an article about why dialogue is mixed too quiet and all other things are mixed too loud and I’m set for the day.

Someone needs to tell Christopher Nolan this (again).

‘sorry for being vaguely brown and marrying into your sham of a monarchy’

Clarkson’s an ass. His schtick (adolescent, ribald, sexist humor) was past its prime fifteen years ago. He’s had a lot of success by pushing boundaries (in absolutely the wrong direction) and then apologizing. What he wrote was absolutely disgusting.  There’s simply no humor in it, even if one were to assume he was…

dipshit

I’m literally begging you to think outside the box with your choices of automotive entertainment. 

“I think she’s entitled to her opinion, she’s entitled to say what she feels.”

Um, just to be clear, J.K. Rowling has never had her opinion silenced. She’s perfectly free to say whatever thing bops into her 100s-of-million-dollar brain. She has, and continues to do so.

The problem for her, Brian, is that people actually…

Cannot recommend Blood Simple enough! What a movie. Certainly all the CoenHeads have seen it, but casual movie fans, this is a must-see!

tl;dr...he’s lame. Always has been.

Smokers cars. If you smoked in your car go ahead and cut the KBB value in half then subtract another $2k.
And yes, ever person who doesn’t smoke can tell your car still smells like cigarettes over the smell of 100x little trees black ice air fresheners.