Shouldn’t it be “Missions Impossible”?

For the life of me, I could not distinguish between most of the Fast sequels or Mission Impossible sequels. They all tend to do basically the same thing, just more of it, or more extreme. I kinda remember something about Vin Diesel turning bad, and something about Henry Cavill reloading his fists, but since F&F 3 and…

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Put a pin in it. I think AVClub is done now. Yikes.

Really running out of ideas for slideshows here. BTW, nobody likes slideshows.

I’m sure Harry’s therapist has years of work scheduled based around all that. I am sure there are some weird Oedipal stuff going on with him. His mother dying when he was just about to hurt puberty and the fact that in a lot of ways his wife was sorta the repeat of Diana’s troubles with the monarchy. Not to mention…

Frosted Todger is my new Brit-Punk cover band.

It’s that and also to show how it was hard for him to do something as simple as make a doctors appointment because of press intrusion.  It’s a funny story and you need some funny stories in a memoir.

The handling of Harry’s relationship with Meghan really has been a spectacular own goal for the royal family. They would’ve been able to point to Harry and Meghan as a sign of the new, modern monarchy without actually having to do anything new and modern if they could’ve been slightly less assholish. Instead, Harry’s…

This strikes me as a bit of an inflammatory take on the Deadline article and on the message that Harry is conveying in his interviews. If the press keeps bringing up his frosted todger, that’s not on him. I have yet to read the book (if I wind up doing so in the first place) I suspect that his story of the frostbitten…

Agreed. If your assignment is a fashion/style write-up, the least you could do is few fact checks.

They took vc money to out CarMax CarMax. I'm sorry, but the idea that they did anything to revolutionize anything is a joke.

This was great. The major differences I spotted were 1) lack of faux hair 2) lack of faux lashes 3) lack of loads of plastic surgery, fillers, and botox 4) lack of veneers. Just a lot of natural beauty shining through. I miss those days (books botox appt and twirls extension around big barreled curling iron). 

I can’t wait for the ‘I bought the cheapest old Carvana dealership’ videos

It depends on person to person. Being in a situation like that, where your body is in self-defense fight or flight mode, can rewire parts of your brain due to the stressors you experience. A soldier goes into a war zone and has a bomb go off twenty feet away, killing everyone else on the squad, just once, but that’s a…

It’s subjective. Many people never loved him; some of us were amazed at the hipster enthusiasm where people had Bill Murray bumper stickers on their vehicles and whatnot. Whatever your nostalgia is for Meatballs or Ghost Busters.

A beloved screen icon who was known for playing sexist shitheads. Who could have guessed?

I have not seen much of his stuff and what I have seen, he seemed like a really funny guy; but his GG hosting was... uh, something. Like the Houston joke, it’s hard to imagine where he wrote/thought that, and said to himself, “yeah, that’ll get them laughing.”

Daily reminder that Twitter doesn’t matter, isn’t real, and every second you spend on there represents money in Elon Musk’s pocket. Stop talking about Twitter. Stop linking to Tweets. Get off Twitter.

jez has been all trolls for some time now.