IDK, I mean, I'm not a woman but if I were just riding the subway by myself and some guy physically assaulted me because he found me attractive, I'd be flattered. I dunno why women gotta make such a big deal about a guy thinking they're pretty and then violently attacking them for it. It's a compliment, ladies!

Given that Victoria's Secret doesn't carry bras in my size, I'm not wild about A Body for Every Body, either.

So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is "wut r u doing wit my daughter?" U tell ur girl n she say "my dad is ded". THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

HA! Re: the second to last question. Parks and Rec had a similar effect on me. I have a picture of Leslie Knope hanging in my cube at my govt. job. I look at it every time I think to myself "What am I doing here?"

Lets put everyone from Portland, Oregon under quarantine because someone from Portland, Maine coughed.

That can happen to anybody, so you have to be more careful.

I believe Jenny Lewis' outfit/facial expression in this particular scene deserve some sort of honorable mention, despite this list solely focusing on Shelley Long.

This tweet.

HAHAHAHAHA. As an owner of natural J cups, if they're real, they sure as hell don't stay up like that in a strapless dress. I call BS.

(I replied similarly elsewhere) To be fair, most of the people I know who have done this supplied links and information, and donated as well. A lot of them are tied to and know Pete Frates (http://bleacherreport.com/articles/21095…) , so that may be why, but at least it's something.

These comment sections always make me feel like a weirdo. I absolutely hate and do not ever wear any version of full bum underwear. I find it horribly uncomfortable because it moves around, usually ends up up my buttcrack anyway, plus it's always visible under clothes that are not jeans. I just do not experience…

as a former compulsive exerciser (a pretty common symptom of both anorexia and bulimia) this doesnt surprise me at all. In an eating disorder context compulsive exercise is a form of purging. Purging is addictive, both mentally and physiologically. Purging cleverly framed as pursuit of health is even more addictive.

I could have written this myself, verbatim.

31? Please tell me it gets at least a little easier to deal with as time goes on. I know it will never go away, but I keep losing the tools I use to get through it and it's gotten harder in a different kind of way.

Probably going to dox me but who cares:

You know who like the most effeminate man in the Bible is? Jesus. So you better check yourself son.

Long live the

Moisture is the essence of wetness

That is both simultaneously terribly sad and fucking hilarious. I laughed out loud and felt horrible about doing so while laughing.

I was raped around the same age and it was also my first sexual experience, and I have to tell sex partners about it because sex can be a PTSD trigger for me. More than once I've gotten this kind of reaction. Alas.