SERIOUSLY! Beyond "straight" and "plus sized" where is the fucking average height model?

If I had all the moneys I'd buy this for Burning Man. If I had all the creative talents I'd make this for Burning Man. Alas, I'll just post about it on the internet and use my smelly old non-historical replica tent.

I think the term "friendzone" is misleading because why would I want to be friends with a guy who can't fucking accept my friendship, as is, without guilting me or whining about not also opening my pleasure palace to him?

You are free to be a racist piece of shit.

Started from the middle now we here?

Though this is a serious topic, this is all I can think of:

Sadly there will probably be some statement about how she "looked older" and "acted older" and blah blah blah I can't even continue with this line of thought because it makes my blood boil.

I used to be very self-conscious about my downstairs hairs due to the commentary of an ex-partner (I was young and impressionable). When I think about the money I spent on waxing for YEARS... well I could probably have bought a new car with that money. Well not a NEW car, but a nicely kept used car with low mileage…

I was struggling with studying for m PhD qualifying exams - (anyone who has taken comp/qual exams for their doctorate and who has NOT struggled is a liar or a robot) and my doctor diagnosed me with ADHD. At 26. After completing multiple higher education degrees with no serious problems or setbacks. I know I am prone…

There was this great comic on Imgur that I can't seem to find about how child celebrities are "made" and then everyone is surprised and disappointed when they do crap like this, when in reality it's more surprising when this stuff DOESN'T happen.

I often think about this when I ponder future careers. I have this anti-fantasy of having to explain why I went out with that older, somewhat sleazy Wall Street type (read: wealthy adult-bro with a pretty crappy personality) when I was in college, and the thought that I'd have to say "well, I was sick of the dining…

After having an ex-who-became-stalker situation I was very careful about what information I put online. But when I moved to California from the east coast and started grad school, the school published a number of details about me without my knowledge, through a searchable database (my school email address, my work…

So what happens if/when said member drops below the weight limit? I'm not using my judgey voice with this, I'm legitimately wondering.

It goes well with the one I got:

I personally don't like American Apparel or their products (I feel it is relatively easy to find American made products from companies that don't exploit young women, if you're willing to make the *tiny* effort) but as I live in a stereotypically white upper-class college town outside of LA, I'd like to see how the…

This is how I feel every time I read these things.

"Drunk chick with long hair who whips it around and hits you in the face with it over and over and over again" is my personal favorite. And by *favorite* I mean personal embodiment of hell.

I have a friend whom people call the "concert nazi", but I absolutely love going to shows with him because he has NO problem with telling people to put their phones down or put their cameras away. As a short person, who really doesn't want to watch shows through a persons armpit and/or phone, I always appreciate him.