As much as I like your pitch, I am unable to imagine any movie along these lines other than one titled “Five Years Free.”

really? Because I usually see cars at work that are maintained the worst that belong to men.

OMGSOFUNNY! Get it?! Because women, amiright?! LOL THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND CARS.

I can see that person's point: they both have scallops in their names. Its confusing. I mean, take the scalloped hammerhead shark or scalloped tongs. ARE THEY SCALLOPS OR POTATOES?! THERE'S NO WAY TO TELL!!

Yes, exactly! This is why I wanted to meet Twin Peaks guy in public. I'm just trying to stay safe.

Even if you are looking for a hookup, you have to take your safety into consideration. Meet him in a public place for the first meeting. Have a conversation a nibble, coffee, tea, or a walk and a chat. Discuss expectations including safety, boundaries etc. if you do decide to go to his place, let someone know where…

that's why I don't have the "Casual Sex" box checked. I get enough pervy messages without it.

It has been weird lately! I met tons if guys from OKC circa 2009 but the last few years it's more of a "let's chat and stroke my ego and that's it."

I am all for fuck dates bit only with guys I am comfortable with. So really all he had to do was make me comfortable. That's the bare minimum, and he did not bother, so he doesn't get all of this *gestures up and down body.*

And don't get me started with the copy-and-paste messages from guys looking to be someone's slave. OKC has questions that are a pretty good insight into someone's likes and dislikes, and last I checked, I had answered all the BDSM questions with various indications that that is not my thing!!

He was trying to get some, which honestly I might have given him if he had met me at the restaurant and allowed me to feel comfortable. Dude shot himself in the foot. I don't think he was "upset" about going for dinner as much as he was confused as to why I wanted to do that instead of immediately watching Twin Peaks.…

How to write an open letter to your ex: Be Alanis Morisette, put it in song form, never tell anyone who your ex is. Get real bitter with it!

Actually, the blog also takes its name from a Bette Davis movie called Jezebel. The choice of the name Jezebel was to demonstrate the laughable hypocrisy in how women who were so-called "Jezebels" were historically vilified thanks in large part to a patriarchal culture obsessed with shaming women for owning their…

we tend to assume others are our age

Thank you.

yeah, but I think I'd marginally prefer 5 hours of "ugh, I just sucked this douchebag's cock" to 5 hours of "oh jesus, this guy is such a douchebag and soon I'm going to have to suck his cock"

Existing in the greys is like a zombie novel. There are a few sentient human beings, but mostly just animate corpses that yell "FALSE FLAG" and "NOT ALL MEN" at random intervals.

I particularly enjoyed how the light reflected off his eyes in a manner that made them glow demonically.