I hadn’t noticed that, but it’s nice to finally have something to mock the Browns over.

Fitting that a team best known for shitting itself has the team name running down its leg.

One way or another, a Browns QB is going to go out and get smashed.

+1 After a quick google search I can appreciate this comment.

“it hit me, I should have just went out of bounds and lived to the next play”

I’m still pushing for this.

The Gronk England Gronkowskis

You were in the goddamn Slack in which I clearly laid out that I have never listened to Phish in my life you troll.

In order: Cam and Andy Dalton.

Ashley, I wish I could explain why this needed to happen. Just know, this needed to happen.

Honestly, I think I’m only still watching the NFL for the same reason I’m still on Facebook: social pressure. Like 80 percent of my friend group cares about these games, our fantasy league has been a great way for my ever-sprawling college-era clan to keep in touch, it’s a good thing to chat with my dad about when I…

I had no idea how close I was to reaching a turning point in my relationship with this sport until last night. Like, I was goddamn hyped for that game and by the end my excitement for the start of the season had been entirely replaced by frustration. The second half was basically a showcase for everything wrong with…

This food looks like a threat.

America truly is a great country. The Deadspin staff’s new ambition is for Tomi Lahren to disembowel us.

(She’s blushing because she knows she’s saying egregiously racist shit, and her residual conscience is fighting a rear guard action against her desire to get a slot on Fox News)

Wait, isn’t she Miss Teen South Carolina / “The Iraq” girl?

notakebacksyoutouchhimyoukeephim

in training camp it has been reported that they will be “spending a lot of time” working on the two minute drill

They did- they’re called Capri Sun, and when they finished they blew air through the straw and sent the little empty packets flying across the room. DUH