They could at least have had the decency to turn Dr. King around so he didn’t have to witness this.

It would be pretty great if Goodell was sunk by Molly Brown.

The shit doesn’t fall far from the ass.

I’d like to hear more about these 6-9's being rammed down our throats, please.

Yeah, this is idiotic. Everyone knows you can’t get a dick-growing pill from a pediatrician. You get them from ads on PornHub.

Didn’t know KFC was looking for a 12th herb.

Somewhere, Andy Reid’s mustache twitches involuntarily.

They’re also moving into Megatron’s Butthole a year from now…

Kirk Gibson hitting that home run in 1988 on two busted legs.

Let’s not pretend that LeBron doesn’t have his own issues with dick shots.

I’d find Klay Thompson infinitely less hateable if he shaved off that horrendous goatee.

“Straight up nuts” is also the view we got of fake Joffrey on GoT last night.

Yo, where the fuck are the penguins?

Johnson thinks LeBron is fugazi and that he’s gotten into his head? Here comes the argument.