I came here to say that Spotted Cow is overrated.

Spotted Cow is fine, but insanely overrated by people who grew up solely on Miller Lite.

What Has Always Sucked:

“There’s no cure, just try not to bring attention to it, or he could develop massive inferiority issues. He might even try to overcompensate by developing narcissistic tendencies and by acting out and bullying others. Well, that’s all for today, Mr. & Mrs. Trump, we’ll see you at your next appointment.”

MAKE AMERICA OVERCOMPENSATE AGAIN

What happened to the good ‘ol days where you found out your son had a small penis when he bought a sports car or giant truck?

I don’t think people realize that you can’t just move to another country. I love when I criticize certain aspects of this country and people say “you don’t like it, leave.” Ok hook me up with an EU VISA and you will never have to hear from me again.

Nobody expects the Spanish friend tradition.

Ezekiel Elliott Kinda Owned Kam Chancellor

Dak feels like he could take on the entire Empire himself!

I hear you and I ain’t changing it.

*fewer*

I GOT A HATE SHOUTOUT FROM A READER WOOOOOOOOOOO

It’s like looking into a mirror!

Forever and for always:

He’s Hanjo.

I haven’t heard anyone use “herb” as an insult in many many years. God bless you for that.

A hundred years ago an angry Austrian man didn’t get into art school and we got Hitler. Eighteen years ago an angry Austrian man got puked on. Dan, you’ve fucked us all.

Let’s brainstorm some possibilities:...

Horniest team? The Swiss, you idiot.