Lilesa said he had considered Kenya or the United States if it’s not safe for him in Ethiopia.

I can believe it. Any time I think I might be looking at sex it usually turns out that I’m watching my wife read a book.

Your eyes are mistaking you; it’s her coach. The story says so.

Lochte: More like Latrine America, amirite?

Not the idiot we want, but the idiot we deserve.

Well, Lochte might not be a good representative of America, but at least he’s an accurate one.

“I will end you”

You mean when they are mathematically eliminated, or on opening day?

From now on, whenever the Falcons are eliminated from the playoff race, the top of Mercedes-Benz Stadium should open up and push out a 1000 brown balloons.

Holy shit man, the reader responses are really, really sad.

Daniel’s prediction is wrong. There is no chance in hell that the Rams will be as popular as the Kings either. 5th place at best.

I recently met a vegan Crosfitter who answered the age-old question.

I’ll give them a pass over most of these people, since surfing actually looks like it might be fun.

Hikers deserve to slide up about 3 spots, due entirely to Instragram #nofilter

I think he makes a really good point because the head could be the butt

your potential employer is going to ask what you’ve been doing since college, and you’re going to want an answer better than “eating cereal and watching my parents’ TV at 2PM”.

He was talking about the people who order it.

Ciabatta: for when you want to dry out your mouth AND not taste the ingredients of your sandwich!

Ummm....you forgot fried chicken breast as a viable sandwich bread...